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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 21, 1999
*giggles madly and takes fish and strokes it*
*straight face*
My hovercraft is full of eeeeeels.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 21, 1999
I will not buy this tobbacconist's, it is skkkrrrratched.
Don't mind me.
Don't ignore me either!!
Ooooooooook??
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 21, 1999
*runs up to Jimi and jumps up and down trying to get his attention*
AAARGGGGGHHHHH
I'M INVINSIBLE - I mean inVISible!
Where did she go??
Jimi X Posted Dec 21, 1999
*squints and looks around*
Now where did she go? I hope wherever it is, she's enjoying the X-mas smileys and the cool graphics on the right side of her page!! 
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 21, 1999
*buries head in hands and cries deeply*
It says 24. HOW CAN IT SAY 24?!! That is so unfair. IT SAYS TWENTY FOUR!! I'm upset, I'm reaslly deeply hurt.
Come to think of it..
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Jimi X Posted Dec 21, 1999
What's so hurtful about 24? It's Peta's user number and flip it and you get 42! 
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 21, 1999
That is exactly my point. Why can't it have been 42 in the first place?!
(*waits impatiently for 9.30 (UK) to show* Oh, come on!! Hurry up!!)
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Jimi X Posted Dec 22, 1999
24 is the number on Santa's jet car in the right side margin on Lisa's page.
9:30 (UK) is the time HE is supposed to meet her in the Yahoo Chat thingie.
Does this mean that I've lost grasp of sanity since I now am understanding her random babble?
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dreymers Posted Dec 22, 1999
*stumbles in*
Is this where the part e is ?
Hey, congradt's on The Unknown, Lisa! The more I read it the less I understand... :-|
(say, pass me a little of that ol' Janx Spirit!)
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 23, 1999
Well you've had the operation, you strange person.
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Hammy of Hamster (died, still moving) Posted Dec 23, 1999
:: Thinks the plant makes a lot more sense ::
:: Strikes up conversation about Britney Spears with plant ::
:: Waters Plant ::
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 23, 1999
It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more!! He has ceased to be!! He's expired, and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff. Bereft of life, he rests, in peace. If you hadn't nailed him to the perch it's be pushing up the daisies!! He's curled up his tootsies; he's shoveled up his mortla coil! He's rung down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! He's f**king snuffed it! This is an ex-parrot!!!!
Where did she go??
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 24, 1999
No it's not, you can never have enough Python!!
(Ya see, me and ZB and possibly Jinx have obtained an obsession with Monty Python now.)
Look you stupid b*****d, you've got no arms!
black knight?
Worthy Posted Dec 24, 1999
come back here you yellow bastard, i'll bite your legs off.
funny, but i think that the killer bunny, the holy hand grenade and the castle of AAAAAAAHGHGGGGGHH
are better.
but it's definitelly the best out of the three films.
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