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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 8, 1999
Like... american and australian. And geordie. No.. that's anoither language. 
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Menza Posted Sep 8, 1999
I was thinking more along the line of the instruction book for the video, or the assembly instructions for the book case.
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Mykl Posted Sep 11, 1999
Dread Zeppelin were a band. The leader singer was called Tort Elvis and he wore a white sequined jumpsuit and had a black quiff and huge sideburns (like any other Elvis Impersonator) and they did Led Zepellin songs in an ELvis stylee.
The one most memorable song they did was called "Heartbreaker Hotel" where they did the words of "Heartbreak Hotel" by ELvis over the tune of "Heartbreaker" by Led Zepellin.
It was suggested to me last week (in the pub surprise surprise) that we should do an AC/DC-Elvis Crossover type thing.
This led to a bizarre instance of a completely sober person (I was driving) running through two songs in his head, trying to see if it was possible to sing the words of one over the tune of another.
It is, incidentally.
On the subject of Elvis, does anyone know what the line is in the song "Stuck on you" in the last verse. It sounds like "I'm going to take a tiger on his daddy's side" or "I'm going to pick the pocket of Dennis Wise."
I somehow don't think either of these are correct and sound too much like something from "Never mind the Buzzcocks" any help would be appreciated to save our singer having to mumble.
I hope this clears up any confusion caused by my last forum entry.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 11, 1999
Nup, 'fraid not bigguy
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Mykl Posted Sep 11, 1999
Fraid not what? You don't know the words of "Stuck on you" or I've still confused you. Either way, I'm not really surprised.
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Menza Posted Sep 11, 1999
Thanks, this time I can follow the plot. And can I just point out that is only usually possible to butcher songs like that while drunk. You should hear mine and Wellies version of Bohemian Rhapsidy 
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 12, 1999
I'M LOST!!!!!!!!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 12, 1999
S'okay, but only if you tell me what's going on here.
KELEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 12, 1999
*cry*
He never tells me anything.
*sob*
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Menza Posted Sep 12, 1999
Oh alright then. It basically boils down to playing around with song lyrics and tunes while under the influance of alcohol. Its nothing too important, or vital to the proceedings.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 12, 1999
...riiight. Wish I hadn't asked.
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