Sideswipe
That's not my real name, you know. Nobody cares what my real name is. They just call me Sideswipe. Ever since I started working with Jack. He hits me, sideways, and everybody thinks its real funny, so that's what they call me. I don't think it's funny. Jack and me, we're always together. When we're on a case, its usually me who does the driving though Jack likes to sit up front to help operate the shift. (We really ought to get an auto but Jack says they're the kiss of death in a chase situation.) Funny thing: I don't mind this whole porpoise thing. See, for a thousand years my breath has smelt of fish, so at least now people expect it and don't jump back in horror. One thing. What if we get in a shoot-out situation? I mean, who's ever heard of trigger flippers? I guess you want to know about Jack huh? Best click here.
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