h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A ten-tonne weight drops on his head*N His voice becomes slightly muffled* You were saying?

No i mean he can't harm you

*Gets out buzzsaw*

*Cowers under his 10-tonne weight*

*Drops 10 ton weight on the 10 tonne weight*

Gtreat. Now I'm slightly flat. What else can happen?

*hits Aximili*

you can't let him walkover you

urgh

I'm not. I'm just letting him drop stuff on me

well i won't be here to save you with my super powers

You have Super Powers? That's nothing. I have the powers of a GOD!

Really
i have the powers of God the universe and whole living race
BEAT THAT
which you can't
cause nothing can beat the whole intire universe

How can you have thw powers of the entire universe? Have you looked into the Heart of the TARDIS?

Sorry, bit of a geek moment there.

I have all the powers which could impossibly exsist......
really i do

I see...in that case, a simple test. Answer me this question:

Why is a Raven like a writing-desk?

Use your powers and answer that, and I will agree that you have great and mickle powers.

wait you mean the bird right,

i haven't the slightest idea

Ah-ha. Not so powerful are you

Unfortunately, neither am I because I've forgotten the smegging answer. D'oh!

Actually that is the true answer from the riddle:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_266.html

Typical! You found exacty the same page I did last night, then lost because my browser cleared my history pages. Which is your favourite answer, by the way?

i haven't a slightest idea

cracked me up

I know. I love useless snippets like that. Do you like Lewis Carroll, BTW?