h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I didn't say our college was good, did I? The only reason we are doing High School is for the money it'll bring in. I'm serious there.

Well did any of your other students there get in

Yep. All my friends auditioned. Not everyone got the parts they wanted, but I'm happy for them and they seem to be happy too.

What was the best part one of your friends got

Well, since all of my friends were in it and it was our college putting it on, they ALL got the best parts. Mind, a girl I know by sight but don't know that well got Sharpay. She suits it though. Tall blonde, good looking. The only thing that doesn't fit is her personality. Lucky she's such a good actress

An old school friend of mine got Taylor and a guy that went to my old school got Ryan.

Wait
Is she Ashley Tisdale

and the other 2 do you actually know them,Like you know taylor is she a dark brown skin with black hair

*Laughs* Of course she isn't Ashley Tilsdale. As if I'd know someone as attractive as her. She just sounds similar. There are a lot of tall, blonde attractive girls out there who aren't Ashley Tilsdale, you know

Our Taylor? No. She's quite short, with pale skin. In reality she's a Goth. I think she's the type people sometimes describe as Hispanic. You know, intense face, dark hair. Our Ryan well...I don't know how tall the guy who plays Ryan in the film is (Don't know his name either)
But our Ryan is average height, and some f the girls say he's quite cute. I wouldn't know... Like I say, I don't know him that well, since he's a year below me and on the dancing course, while I'm on the acting course.

And another thing. Ashley Tilsdale probably lives in Hollywood or LA. I live in 'a small town in Yorkshire' as the local football chant goes. I don't think it's very likely we'll ever meet.

How did they get the part then?

I think you've misunderstood me, Rocky. We have just been putting on the stage show. We had nothing to do with the film, except the stage show is based on it. Our college is putting on the stage show as an end-of-year play. That's all.

WHAT

*faints*

Sorry to diappoint you.

BIG TIME

I really am truly sorry. I can't even invite you to the show because it's too far for you to travel. And besides, believe it or not, the tickets are selling like hot cakes

i wouldn't be able to come either because i don't know you
i don't think my family would let me

Nothing lost there then.

Yup...

Sorry. I can guess how disappointed you are.


Wow. This is one major topic drift

i know all bout one thing

What?