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Hi. My name in human-speak is almost impossible to pronouce, so I request you call me Llama Girl. I am a field reseacher for Ford Prefect, and also a scout for the Llyonda Llama Society of Southern California. Being naturally intelligent animals, we seek to know more about the human society and why they stick us in pens and make us carry things. And how they make those tasty white cubes, which we would like more of. I was chosen for my intrepidness and ability to speak english, a skill I acquired while munching carrots. I have been transported to this insuficient human body to carry out my research. Meanwhile, I hope to continue to submit entries to the Hitchhikers Guide because they pay me in those tasty white cubes. I am learning various human necessities, such as getting a 'job,' going to 'college,' and wearing what they call 'bras.'

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