h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mud up to his hocks

;^)#

And his toes stuck way down in the bog

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An innocent schoolboy from Bury

Was arrested for squashing a fairy

A gnome really did it

But was so ashamed, he hid it

Between the lad's toes, which were hairy

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And to continue this everyday tale of pixie crime and punishment:

He pleaded "Not guilty" in court

Everyone knew they fought

;^)#

Then went off to commit Hari Kari.


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There once was a mouse named Dot

Oh my! someone jumped in there!

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Who always was very distraught

He binged on cheese

Of the type pronounced bree

And jumped up & down on the spot.

;^)#

He pleaded "Not guilty" in court
Everyone knew they fought


;^)#
Continuing the interupted limerick above

Three knockdowns or a submission

And that, during intermission

;^)#

And sad to say that the Jury was bought
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(hoorah! Found lims 18 at last!!)
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There once was a monk in Peru

Who fancied a day at the zoo...

Of baboons, chimps, and lemurs, he saw three......

one by one by one, up in the trees

And when we were kids, how he spanked us