h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A pervert who gets its kicks watching birds procreating

On a scale of 1 to 10, just how evil is that? By the way, shouldn't your "u" have an umlaut?

Perversion and giraffes always tends to rate high

Perhaps, but is perversion evil, per se?

(Nice umlaut! It really gives it that Nordic feel, don't you think?)

Ha! So, I have discovered your evil lair by the simple, yet deadly, method of FOLLOWING THE LINK. Da..da..dah..,da..da..dah..dah!

(Thinks: that was too easy Olaf, you hesitant fool! What if this is a trap? What if you have played right into their slimey hands?)

This is no time for hesitation! Quick, back to the Olafmobile...I need to call for reinforcements!

i 2 am a super villain on the side of evil giraffe, i am known as "rusty-armored-dillo."
the giraffe & i have formed an alliance, & we vow 2 wipe out all goody-goodies!

On behalf of us all:

NUTZ 2 U

er...we're not goody goodies exactly...

(doh--what a give away. I run.)

'Dillo, (you don't mind me calling you 'Dillo, do you? Or would you prefer Rusty?) Olaf the, er, Hesitant is more cunning than we originally thought. He seems to have avoided our trap. Did you manage to sabotage the Olafmobile before he left?

Not to worry, my spy will insinuate his (or possibly her) way into their trust. And then ... Bwaaa-haa-haa-haaaatchoo!

TRED runs in, Zippo flickering quasi-menacingly in front of him, mouth opened and ready to bellow the attack cry of the group, looks around, realizes he's a bit late and that all of his fellow "super" heroes have left, gulps...sets a nearby stick on fire (Ha Ha!), burns his figers (ouch!), turns and runs.

(following these threads around is fun, but tiring "super" hero work....whew)

Hey, I remember clicking on something once that let me see who was online when I was, but now I don't know where that is...thus, my question, where the heck is it? My trusty Zippo doesn't shed enough light to find this link in the murkiness of these backwater regions. Thanks for the help (in advance) for this random obscure question.

Join us, Tred, and I will tell you how to find out who is online.

Fnord: http://www.h2g2.com/P99885 use the 'Move Along' button.

Hmm, an Evil Giraffe.

Thank you but do I have to go to the FNORD entry every time I want to see who's online or is there a quicker way?

Evil Giraffe, I am too inclined toward the good side of the Force to join you in your quest of evil, no matter how much you let me burn with my magic Zippo.

....thanks anyway, however.

So, you really want to be a good guy? Don't you know that us evil guys have more fun? Plus we get to have maniacal laughs!

Bwaaa-haa-ha-ha-haaaa!!

Told you so!

Why do you think we're trying to rid the world of your evilness? Because you do semi-naughty things and ruffle our hair? NO! It's because of those damn annoying meniacal laughs of yours. For centuries, evil-dooers everywhere have been laughing like that and it drives us "super" heroes nuts. It doesn't really bother us that you're trying to smash rocks into the earth or burn your names into the moon with giant super-lasers, it's just those laughs.

You actually thought we were trying to stop you from turning the world into an Evil Empire under your evil control? Hah! Damn!

Run away!!!! Run away!!!!!

No, you don't have to FNORD all the time.
You can copy the button code. Aw, shucks. Here it is now:



You can replace the 'Move along' bit with whatever text you like on the button.

Gosh. This evil lair is just flowing with goodness now!

Ja, these babys can really burn!

How can someone with such a large head have such a tiny brain?

etc etc etc

I'd like to apply for the job of evil hench person....except I can't because it's ME....(whips off lettuce mask)...Olaf the, er, um, you know...anyway...I want to know who put the herring in the glovebox of the Olafmobile. Not very nice...and where are you holding little Brucie. Leeloo misses him dreadfully.

It wasn't a...RED HERRING...was it?