h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*mutters to himself: My what a cleanly lot! What will they be up to next, wash the ceilings?*

I say, why would you take me a prisoner in the first place? What have I done to deserve this? First I helped you out of a big mess, then I helped you out of a bigger mess. I fed you and I saved you (and the rest of the universe) from the hideous singing of la Mama Grande. And to top it all of I came back here on my own free will in spite of what you did to me. What more can you probably want from me, I wonder?
<SMILEY TYPE="pirate"/>

...and blast those smileys if they don't work!

*reconsiders... then, with a look of apology to Kheldar, she slips her knife back into her boot.*

Pierce, you are a slippery devil, but you are kind of cute.

*Helps Gwennie back to her feet.*

You ok?

An appears from above!
Try this Pierce
< pirate >

Thank you, oh divine one, it works!

Strange, though. I copied the above mentioned "formula" directly from the new smiley-page - and it worked on "my space"... Have they changed it?

Ah, well, who cares. It works now.

Ah, now I get it! Maybe I should have read the smiley-page more closely, you think?

(This must be the first time you have seen a blushing pirate, no?)

Let's talk of something else: Why don't we create a drink with that name. What should we put in it? Rum, of course! And something red. Maybe tomatojuice - or campari? Let's try rum, campari and tabasco!

Ah, now I get it! Maybe I should have read the smiley-page more closely, you think?

(This must be the first time you have seen a blushing pirate, no?)

Let's talk of something else: Why don't we create a drink with that name. What should we put in it? Rum, of course! And something red. Maybe tomatojuice - or campari? Let's try rum, campari and tabasco!

Methinks I need a and a after that...

~thinks to himself that the pirate is also very good in changing subjects~

OK Pirate. I'll let you off the hook, but only because my fellow BFG's seem to think so. But do understand one thing. I'm the DJ in this party

~gets back behind his turntables and starts playing "Love me just a little bit more" by the Dolly Dots ~

Methinks I need another and two more 's after that...

Well, allright then, Kheldar. Go right ahead!

(Do you have any Doris Day-records?



Pat Boone?)

*Puts a between her teeth and starts to dance!*

Oh dear, she does that Femme Fatale thing again

*Staggers to her feet, still recovering from her shock*

Help! I've gone blind!

*Stumbles into Mari-Rae, treads on Pierce's one foot, knocks everyone's drinks over before finally crashing into Kheldar, making the music skip and grind to a halt*

Oops! Was that me?

Probably not. LOL!!

You've gone blind from looking down Pierce's trousers? What's he got in there, laser beams? Sit down, Gwennie, before you fall down again.

*Helps her to a chair and pushes a coffee into her hands.*

Just rest a bit.

Your guess is quite good, mari-rae. There IS something that is not specifically good for your eyes. You will have to ask Pandora exactly what it is though, as I have sworn secrecy!

Meanwhile, let's dance. I could do The Blind Mans Buff with Gwennie. What music goes with that, Kheldar?

The Blind Mans What??

Blind man's buff is a very old parlour game known all over the world (except maybe in the Netherlands?)
You blindfold someone and let her/him try to 1. catch the other participants and 2. guess who she/he has caught.