h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.....Do you suppose it would be illegal to quote from the "Hitch Hikers' Guide"?.....After all....this IS what this site is about, isn't it?

By the way....nice poetry there, Wowbagger!(Oh yeah.....and I'm naming my next kid "Chaerin"LOL!)

Hey Shazz...any probs with The Post this issue? I checked it out when it first came up, but haven't had a chance to peek back over since!

And keep after those pidgeons, Baron!!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****###!!!OUCH!

NM

Nope... all The Post went through without a hitch

Freggling turnips
Flowsing applepips
Flurging caboobles
and Flurping canoodles!


shazz:phhhhhhhhhhhhht~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nice to hear!

Altoonin thar floogle
witoutin much newdle
der mummy saed wattzit
soe ie jus sad ph*ch it!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(%$&#*###!)OUCH!

NM

"Brrrp bwahh ooo;
fffftppp, bbblaaow
huWAH huWAH huWAAAH:
ahah (uuuhhhnnn) aaaooow."
~Lachlan

coochie, coochie cooooooooooooo!
MBAH wmBAH Booooooooooooooooooooo!
Icky bicky babaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
We love Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

shazz

*belch*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwww!
Wat is dat smell?!!!


shazz

Just a brief reminder as to the perils of newborn offspring. LOL

-----------------------------------p'tooie!

Hehehe!
That's why it's an advantage of being an online aunty... I can turn of the smellyvision whenever I want to!

shazz:phhhhhhhhhhhhht~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well, we all KNOW it ain't CANNABIS, gov!

;-/_ Not me, see? You gots the wrong guy, see?

*PTEWIE!* <----------------------------*

"I'm just the guy dodging the PIDGEONS!"

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*sniff sniff sniff*
NOT cannabis?
Curious... that's what I would have said.
............................................shazz?

That's what I ALWAYS tell 'em! "Musta been a stem in that terbakky, yes SIR!"

*PTEWIE!*<-------------------------

"Either that or them PIDGEONS musta been eatin' HEMP SEED!"

*Innocent look*

Now... why on earth do you think that I know what weed smells like anyway Wb? I only live in Holland, not cultivate it!

Infact we have a balcony, but no garden... the attic is quite big and warm though.

Hehehe

shazz:Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttt~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So THERE!!!

What is the old line from "Laugh-In"?....


...."Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it!"

PPPPLLLTTHHHTTEWIEEE!~~~~~~~~~~~~:POUCH!!

NM

That should have been "OUCH!"

Been playin' in the MOPARTS Board too long!LOL

NM

Did ya ever get that one you were working on going, NM?


*PTEWIE!*<----------------------*

"My god! PIDGEONS driving MOPARS!"

Well....Baron....as brief as I can put it, the Dart(you remember that one?.....sure you do! little bitty back seat!) It's down for a set of closed chamber heads and a 4 bbl intake(should be pushin' 350 horses when I'm done!....can you say YYEEHHAAA!!!LOL

The '65 Valiant is up and running, and at the interior shop as we speak(the Dart goes in when it comes out) New paint is in the shop waiting.

The '87 Fifth Avenue has become Monsys' "Daily Driver" 'till the Darts' back up and running.(Yeah...it's got a '68 truck 210 horse 318 moter with a conversion from "Lean Burn" to standard electronic ignition....told Monsy that someday she'd get to drive a car that wasn't heavily modified....she just laughed!!!)

My old '71 Dodge truck is runnin' sweet...put an Edelbrock 700cfm 4bbl on it a couple of months ago....but it still looks like crap!

And last but not least is the Stepdaughters' Firebird. Should have it going here in a week, thereabouts.

Now.... which one were you curious about!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~PPPEEETEWWWIEEE!!!!!~~~~~~~Another one bites the dust!

NM

I'm getting dizzy!

Me too!

shazz

*sigh* Innit wunnerful? All dizzy and no prohibited substances or even government-approved "stimulants"!

*PTEWIE!*----------------------*

"But them PIDGEONS still be smokin' dope!"