h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey,hey! Welcome back Monsy..& thanx for the provisions
This is a swell party room isn't it..I hope our god doesn't mind us partying when he's not here!! We'll soon have 5 weeks of this being an MM free zone...we must keep it up people

i'm sure he won't mind at all
seems as though we are the only two in here at the moment, that is ok though it means there are more choclate fishies for us

Not to mention the 8 pints of Pedigree I've just put in the fridge
*What a swell party this is*

oh my!!!! let's eat drink and be merry!!!! after all that is what they do in the KINGS CASTLE isn't it???

Yes....don't worry about throwing the odd bone on the floor!
The serving wenches didn't turn up for work tonight though....so it'll be up to us girls to provide the entertainment

do i see lampshades in our future???? after all this good stuff we may just find ourselves wearing those shades over there and dancing to the funky chicken LOL!!!!

Yes....or "the Birdie Song"....how about "YMCA" for the men...oh..there don't seem to be any at the moment

Congrats, you guys, you made the front page!

Oh, and All Hail MadMunk, with whom incidentally you can quite possibly chat with realtime if you download ICQ; his # is on his page. I know 'cause I've talked to him myself.

well hello there 26.... haven't seen you in awhile, must of just been on seperate pages
as for chatting with him realtime on ICQ.....i know it is going to sound pathetic but we do that as well
monsy

Yeay, hi there 26, havn't seen you round here for a while, hows things,
BTW: Latest news for everyone: I'm leaving for UAE on Tuesday

NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!..........Quick!!! someone get him back in here and bolt the doors!!!!!!! we need you oh GREAT ONE!!!!! Whatever will we do if you leave????????????/
monsy

Hi there, MadMunk!

We haven't met yet, but I am Proud to join in singing your praises and giving you a couple of days a year. Heck, I even want to give you 52 (fridays are very good for parties!)

I have visited your pages and am awestruck. Hope to gleam bits of wisdom while bowing at your feet.

Have a goood time in UAE.

And in that moment of hopelessness, as the wave of despair washed over every knight in the battlefield...
in that moment, the sun shone. the battle that had shattered forty nights, but had seeemed like one eternity of darkness, came to an end, as the sun began to dart forth from the eastern mountains, showering the soldiers with hope and the dreams of victory they had forgotten, burning the skies that had opressed them for so long.
And with it, came a whisper. the faintest suggestin of a voice. And then a rumble, and a shout, and a roar, until the whole of the valley was bellowing, as ten thousand knights spilled over the eastern ridge, bathing the valley in hope. And a little way in front, leading them in, was a tall, screaming warrior on a silver horse, his flag trailing high above him.
Madmunk had finally arrived. The euphoria of a hundred thousand men, suddenly filled with hope and motivation, shone out, in a cry, hailing the arrival of their leader, their saviour.

As he rode in, through the hordes, the clashing battalions, every man, whether dressed in silver and white or red and black, dropped his sword. they al stood still, enemies side by side, in silent awe, of this shining rider, this god on earth.

'This war,' he cried, his voice reaching to the heart of every man on the battlefield, this war has taken the lives of our friends, our loved ones, our fathers and our fathers fathers. We can not allow it to go on. Join me, my friends! We shall leave this land!'
And every last man, every one lying facing death in the eye as he lay in his blood, every one standing in the early morning mist, staring at the man that would lead them to victory, every one cried out. 'Hail Madmunk!'

but in all the excitement, nobody noticed a slight change in the air. Nobody noticed the clouds drifting quietly but rapidly in front of the sun. Nobody noticed the silhouette standing on the eastern side.

A huge, black cloud, sreaming with the voice of a thousand sirens, swooped sown over their heads, and from out of it, a swarm, a swarm of millions, of killer bees, flew out, attacking everyu man. chaos shot throughjout, people running to and fro in panic, horses hicking out in fear. And as they retreated for a moment, each bloodshot eye saw the hordes of wolves streaming down in rivers from every angle, and the hawks dropping from the sky, and the dragons rising up from the earth.
The power was unstoppable, but in one snap of fingers, they were gone. The fingers belonged to a small, haggard figure, standing among them. the crowds parted, sensing the hidden powere, and only madmunk was left, cast into the mud, on his knees, before the figure. alleyes watched closely.

'Who are you?' Madmunk demanded.
'I am a messenger.' said the figure.
'Whose?' The figure let out a laugh.
'You are foolish,' it cackled. 'You struggle to maintain order in this simple little land, among yourselves, and you kill half of yourselves against a hundred thousand men armed with pieces of metal. You shall soon witness true power, though. This land has power that lies untapped, and has remained so for too long, like so much of this world. I come to herald the coming of a new era. A time of glory, a time of honour, a time to live, and a time to die.'
'Whose herald are you?'
'This land has ground to a halt. Your centuries of fighting has still led you nowhere. There will come a time, soon, when the warriors of the ancient race shall return, and unite the land under one hand, and we shall finally journey oput of this pitiful existence.

The hand...of Bugzan.'

and from that day forth, the foolish, weak madmunk spent his time in anticipation of the coming of Bugzan, naively thinking he could hold his own.

waiting, until the day, when the silhouette on the hiltop would return.

*rushes over the where the GREAT AND POWERFUL MADMUNK lay*
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King MadMunk....you cannot give up this easily....you must stand and fight for your crown....do not let it end like this....MadMunk you are only defeated when you give up....Stand MadMunk and fight.....show this BugZan that you will not be defeated that easily...that it will take more than that to break you!!!!!

That story could not possibly be true, there's far too many spelling mistakes...
Besides:
I WAIT FOR NO MAN (women are a different matter...) AND MY POWER IS INFINITE AND INCOMPREHENDABLE....
I say no more, for your mind would boil away into non-existence, if it knew the true power that was the MADMUNK!!!!!!!

Yeah,thrice yeah!!!The MM will rule even from a far and dusty place,where hoards of dusky-skinned maidens sing his praises daily,and the tribes of the desert travel from afar to lay tribute at his feet.The pain of his absence will be almost unbearable to the faithful left behind...but a constant vigil will be held here (and on a new page soon!)and a song of hope and inspiration will be sung by Fenchurch even as she waits to load yet another overlong forum!!
ALL HAIL TO THE MADMUNK|KEEP THE FAITH AND PRAY FOR HIS SAFE RETURN!!

the sound was soft at first and almost unintelligable....slowly it grew until every voice was raised in song.....the followers of MadMunk gathered together as one singing the words that would be their victory chant
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"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS,BUGZAN DOESN'T KNOW BUT WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I COMETH TO PRAISE MADUTH MUNKUTH, KING OF ALL KINGS!!!!

and, in the process, mention that this forum loaduth just shy of half a dayuth.

Yeah, well, it's still very satisfying to look at my shrine, and see 177 replies..... cool!!!
Anyway, everyone make sure you leave a message at
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=14180&thread=14465
My new shrine.
WOOHOO!

MM......you are sooooooo efficient. I hope you like your new Temple...it's all wired up & ready to go now