h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep, i like the red carpet idea...

26 for short... I like it. Nice to know that some of you know who I am, anyway...

Regards,

26

Hiya there 26, how goes things? Anyways......
welcome to my adoration forum!!! HAHAHAHA... ooh, i do like praise you know....

You know when you're playing tekken three, and you're Jin Kazama, and you think you're slick, and then Nina Richards beats you, so you go on as Heihachi Mishima, thinking you're gonna batter someone in revenge, only your opponent is Paul Phoenix, who batters the shit out of you with that golden flame thing, and all those super fast combos, and you get beaten without getting in one punch - that's what it felt like reading these last few entries.
Even my redhead Fire mistress, Sharon, has betrayed me.

Well, the mighty Bugzan shall not be defeated! I don't need a shrine, or a chellspecker to show my power. This land you worship so dearly does nothing but watch you die. (can i be the good guy this time? i just want to get that Obi Wan Kenobi line in - strike me down, and i shall be stronger than you could ever imagine.)

Round two.(with me as the good guy this time. Sort of. Well, i dunno, i'll see what happens as i write. I've got an image in my head, and it involves car headlights screeching into focus, lighting up an alley at midnight, with a man, blinded by them, holding a briefcase, and a whole bunch of Madmunks heavies getting out of the car. Oh, bollocks, i've ruined my chance at atmospheric writing now. oh well, i'll skip straight to the dialogue.)

I stood, blinded by their torches and the headlights, the rain hammering the alley all around me. My fingers stayed clutched tightly around the briefcase. These bastards would need a crowbar to prise my cold, dead fingers off it.
'I see you have something that belongs to me,' came the calm roar, from behind the wall of light. I stood, panting, not knowing where i could run. My silence got under his skin. 'Do not play with me, boy, i have your life between my fingertips, i can crack it like an egg at any moment i choose. The only reason you are still alive is because i admire your courage. Give me the briefcase.'
my eyes stayed focused on the blind spot between the torches. I couldn't let them see wht i was doing. I couldn't let them realise my discovery. I had to look like i was totally still, so that they wouldn't notice what i had notuiced. The open manhole cover in front of me. The perfect chance to escape.

Oh, bugger it, i'll carry on the fight another time. BtW, I do hope i'm not the new satan, because of this. This is all light hearted humour, yes?

bye. bugsy

ok.Bugzan..I forgive you !! You can come & join in the fun at the new improved Temple.....follow the link a bit up the page!

Of course this is only light hearted fun, no hard feelings or anything...
hehe...
Oh yeah, right, yeah, one more thing, you mentioned 'some of madmunk's heavies'? yeah, well, i havn't got any, i don't need them, i do all my dirty work myself *clicks knuckles*
You under MY protection now Bugsy.
The war is over, a new age has begun.
Maidens!!! vodka for Bugsy!