h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

whats a ph study ?

It's a tube or camera thing that has to go down his throat and into his tummy for 16 hours so they can monitor what's going on inside. Doesn't sound to pleasent does it

no it sounds horrible poor little soul - but does it mean that they then can fix whatever is wrong ?

Yeah hopefully it'll tell us what's causing some of his problems. It's been going on far to long, it's about time they started doing something.

well best of luck with that mate i will keep my fingers crossed for you

Awwww thanks

I can't continue the word thing 'cause that word you last used isn't in my dictionary and I don't know what it means

ya nit wit its gage as in green gage the fruit
tho you are right i will prolly get in trouble for that (again )

Ok I'm thick, but I've still never heard of it

greengages are little greeny yellow fruits similar to damsons that old ladies make jam with and very nice it is too

Oh yeah............still never heard of 'em

You sat you make Jam with 'em

Are you a bit of a then

Say

no i never said i made jam with em - and i never said i was a little old lady either
i dont and i aint

Okay sorry calm down

you mean

ok smartie ! i left me caps lock on is all

I ya gonna be smart GET IT RIGHT WOMAN

i'm tryin i'm tryin

Your sentances are getting shorter and shorter you falling asleep