h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mrwar?

mneeble? (*tackle*)

*le purrrr*

*le shuttle*... *oh, wait... *... *le grin*

*le tilt le head*

*le raise l'eyebrow*

*un glance tres coy, le lick le paw*

*le tickle under le chin; le purr also*

*le curl up near the fire and le wait for le njan to return from le lecture*

*in le temps du bored, le figured out ton title, finalment* *needed le dictionaire french* *le *

*le ou etes-vous?* *le sob*

*le 'where the hell you been, mistuh!'*

*le 'lurking in your forums, getting blind drunk, and missing talking to you'*

*le melodramatic flinging of arms around nyssa's neck*

*fingers dangerous looking calligraphy pen* Vat a nice chiseled, edge, love. See how sharp! You haff been a bad, bad pet, love. You vant I should use zees pen against you? You vant I should press various body parts in ze Oxford Dictionary? No, my pet, no..zees should not be..you must try zo hard to make Mother happy. Do not make me ache zo, my darling vone, vhen you know that I only vant ze best for you. Mother only vant a leetle attention is all, my pet, just a post or two here and zer vhen you are online to assure Mother zat you love her..Oh, ze cruelty vith vhich a pretty boy vill break his mother's heart..*lamentful sigh*

uh.. umm.. uh.. *wonders what the chiselling and the penning and the dictionarification of limbing is all about*.. *le sob* ()

I's sorry. *doth verily have the best wanted for him and in accordance with the wishes of the predicated entity, lavish attention upon the in question and assure this prodigiously beatific specimen of human transcendence (such that she is) that she is - indeed - loved a truly great deal*

Ah...such nice kisses from ze boy...

(*quietly laments the rest of his post having been ignored and the kisses having been the only thing commented on* )

Never ignored - taken to heart and internalized with so much energy given to cherishing that I lacked words with which to remark on your graciousness.

.. ..

Now you know how I feel most of the time when talking to you.

*le renew le 'le sob' thread, pourquoi je suis tres sad!*

mais non! triste?... tu must jamais be triste! jamais! neverrr! *doth lament nyssa's tristeness*

~#Requiem..#~

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