h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well exactly! and that is what this is all about!

oh...great.
so how can we help this degenerate behaviour?
is it all virtual?
I could stick my tongue out virtually?

ummmmm problem there - you can if you like but that is not very debauched is it?

ah..I'm getting debauched mixed up with
playground taunting.

Er...Debauched ..is that like crude displays of hedonism?

Are you lot still debauching?

Hard to say...

Well, that's easy for you to say! or isn't it? well, where's helena, we need some more nymphomaniac jokes!

you can say that again

Can I just add to Lochie's comment that sticking your tongue out in not very debauched. It depends on where you are sticking the tongue in the first place.

You have been taking lessons off Crusader!!!!!!

Oooo kay....

*gulp*

ooo kay...

I just hacked someone in half.
Now how am I going to deal with this?

*retrieves bloody axe from heavily bleeding Lochangel*

okay. but she's still only two halves of a women now.

*shifts balance from right foot to left a few times*

and.. the whole really should be more than the sum of it's parts.

*reaches out and presses the left half of Lochangel back against its counterpart*

hmm...

*pours her a double whisky*

cheers, sorry and I won't do it again until we've gotten to know each other better or this forum has reached such a state that these methods are authorised?

I can forgive everything - just tell me what I did wrong? Please?

Well, it really wasn't you, but it wouldn't have happened to somone else here either, come to think of it.
Oh, it's all so muddled, suddenly there was this red mist in my mind... a thick, bloodred fog, that had absolutely nothing to do with the whole thing...

so the real reason then was that you had proclaimed your decision to leave the moral highground completely and replace it with nothing but an attempt at going the lowest of the low. Debauchery.

And there you have it. As I said, I'm not sure whether debauchery actually means being as amoral as you can be, but then I also wrote that I wasn't going to be stopped by that doubt. You follow?

So I thought, if I'm going to be really really without any holds, I could just reach out and kill. Hack, chop, slash. Absurd, yes! But come on, I've seen things happen here, most people wouldn't believe!
Attack ships on fire on the shoulder of Orion. Young people swimming around in large bowls of chipolata and tapioca sauce. A party inside a whale. People walking around with each other's legs.

I also like making a grand entry, and for a few entries there I saw the beginning of what looked like it was going to be a contest in who can think of the farthest fetched action to take when absolute debauchery is sought after. Why not skip the small talk and go right to a couple tens of fathoms deep, I thought. So, a-hacking I went.

My my what a rant. So please, good, alive Lochangel, does debauchery mean what I thought it meant or is this all a terrible misunderstanding..

it means sleaze and naughtiness in a sort of historical context.


I think!

In a "I've got the donkey, where are the virgins" kind of way?

So there's not supposed to be any axes involved then?

No, I know what you're thinking of..... what's the word? Oh yes. Murder. Not debauchery.

Murder? I thought that was considered illegal.
Is debauchery considered illegal?

I think the Prez in confused between butchery and debauchery. Although, if anybody had a dictionary (no, I haven't brought a dictionary to a debauching session), I think it gets technical.

Mouth is open Zedley, should be shut.

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How can you not bring your dictionary to a debauching session? How are you going to find out the right rude words to use, and their correct conjugations (oo-err)?