h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What the hell are you on about Shawn...people will be beginning to think you intelligent

Right, did I actually go through all this just for one little reply? Is that you, Azza? Thought so. Just had to make fun of you for a minute. I couldn't resist correcting your grammar. You said "people will begin to think you intelligent." You would want the contraction there. You're. As in "you are." Unless you meant to speak like a caveman. Hahaha. "People think you intelligent. Ugh. Me know better. Go back to cave now, eat wooly mammoth. Ugh." (And I meant no disrespect to any cavemen [or women] who may now or at any time in the future be reading this page. I am not, as the rules prohibit, promoting racism. Thank you.)

You can check out my home page, but it's blank....

Hi Beth...xxx
I hate to dissapoint but it was just a typo. Speaking of cavemen what have you done to my friend Shawn, he seems awfully happy since he came back from the U.S.A.

A good woman will do that to a man. Make him happy, that is. And speaking of good women, I hear you have found one of your own (photographic evidence thanks to Mick Jagger not withstanding. Hahaha) Best wishes to you. My advice would be to enjoy every minute, and let the future happen on its own....

He's a love sick puppy. His help page at work today had a big reference to his being kicked out of bed... literally. Now I don't go telling people about the pleasures of a Wednesday evenin-[sni-i-ip]

OK, everyone check out my new and improved page. I think you might all like my "smiley". I call him Godfrey. I JUST DO, OK !!!

....watching soccer. Oh, um, I mean football. Hahaha. What, you had something else in mind...?

I must confess, Shawn is right I am a love sick puppy...She is lovely though
What could Shawn be reffering too about Wednesday night???...Am I missing summat here???

Wednesday night...? Missing something....? Maybe. Maybe. Hahahaha.
So, how is Lorna these days? Hot date this weekend? There is a definite advantage to dating on your own continent.... (and where do those smiley faces come from? And how did Shawn manage to find a picture of someone on line who looks disturbingly like himself?)

Mock all you like my darling, I will not bait and neither will Godfrey.

To do the faces, do colon-minus-close bracket to smile , semicolon-minus-close bracket for a wink, 8-minus-close bracket for surprise and close pointy barckets-open pointy- close pointy again to do a fish.

Godfrey says hello. Everyone click on Godfrey and say hello back.

Thanks for the tip, Shawn. I wonder if it'll work with my Mac. Let's see, shall we? There's and and and something that's supposed to look like a fish. Would that be or ? (And go ahead, hold a photo of yourself up next to Godfrey. See? Thought so. Hahaha)

I might have to change the message, you cheeky fish.

Well, this line of conversation is dead in the water...

Advert... for all cat lovers, visit http://www.cat-scan.com/ and marvel at what people do with their technology.

Shawn, if I didn't know better, I'd swear you wanted people to check out that web site.... I'm still trying to figure out if it's a porn site or a sick cat joke site!!!

You've got to check the links... and the best pictures are at the bottom of the page.

He-e-e-ere, Ripley... ni-i-ice kittykittykitty...

[sound of scanner firing up]

Shawn you sick puppy, I nearly checked out that cat site at work, are you trying to get me fired???

I think we ought to pick the best piccie and have it on our pages. The squished by a scanner to save the fishes society.

Not our own cats though, but a totally ananymous cat is OK.

Just so it's not Alice. Or YOU'LL be squished!!! Right, where IS that hammer. Haha

Can I join in???...I have a 12 pound sledgehammer...

Yes, but only if you have some really good roofing nails.