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Azza and Kaf sitting in a tree...

...oh no, wait, you have another girlfriend now !!! (gasp)

Your behind the times mate...guess who is single again

Yeah, don't I feel a fool for typing that. Well, I guess you've got to move on, slowly get used to being a stud again.

I wish...I can't even pull a muscle

Well, you could always pull something else. (aHEM!) Did I say that? I didn't say that. I have no idea what I meant there, none at all....

BETH!!!!...were you been rude??...if so I approve, just don't tell Fishhead

Ah, I dare say he'd approve. And he'd probably say something even worse...

She never mentioned a threesome UNLIKE A CERTAIN NORTHERN MAN I CAN MENTION.

Azza's not a pervert. He may be a Communist, a subversive, a drug-smuggler, a pervert, but he is NOT a porn-star...

Wait, that's not right...

I didn't suggest a 3some...it was a 4some

I didn't write tha, Beth. HE did !!!

I don't deny it

Stay away from my family !!! Oh, and Merry Xmas, Az.

But I'm sure your family would love me, especially your mother and sister (together)...only joking matey, Merry Christmas matey.

Ewwwww. Azza, that wasn't nice!!! hahaha.

I bet it would be nice though LOL

The women in my family look like pack mules.

You'd love it.

Thats not nice now is it???

Ummm, no. To be fair, if some people could be described as being "no oil painting", my family aren't even draft sketches. Ba-doom. Tschhh.

If wit were Shi(no...I won't go there...)

Ooooof, I can finish that sentence for you if you like !!!