h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ouch. The secret is out. Beth wants to tie me down. Well... nail me down by the scrotum, actually.

Oh, by the way, I have new images on my page ...

I see you took the picture of yourself off of there, Shawn. (giggle)

Yes, my dear. Now I have a picture of my ego there instead.

{my eyes... my beautiful eyes...)

Spinning madly out of control, I see. Typical. Haha. Only kidding Shawn.

Ah, but it spins at a steady rate on my web browser (Internet Explorer 5).

When did you last update your version of Netscape on your Mac, Beth...? It might explain why one or two have e-mailed me to say the puddings weren't moving. There's only one pudding on my page now. I ate the other one. Urp.

There's a surprise. You'll eat anything won't you Shawn (and I'll probabley find summat gross for you at Pad.Fest)

Just to give you a bit of info... no lieu leave for Friday but I'm on earlies so I should be at the Reef Bar for 3.15pm (assuming I get out of work for that 1.42 train). If you move on, at least make sure you're there for me then. Cheers, Azza...

No worries matey...

... I have Matt's, Mellie's and Troy's mobile numbers. If I get delayed I'll let you know.

Don't forget to bring your tank (or Top Trumps) for that duel. FOR MILADY'S HONOUR !!!

Hey there, Shawn. Sorry I haven't responded to this posting in a while, but I was busy making passionate love to Azza. (whisper, whisper, whisper). Erm, I mean washing the dishes. Yes, that's it, washing the dishes. (whisper, whisper). Yes. And Azza, remember: the dog barks at midnight.

(cough)

Gotta go...... Hahaha

Quiet Beth, what he doesn't know can't harm me...

Hmmmmmm... heh heh heh. Maybe Beth would benefit from a go on that game that Troy sent us !!!

How tall are you again, Azza...?!?!?

Watch what you say, Shawn, or I'll have to challenge you to a duel.
FOR AZZA'S HONOR!!!!!

Hey, wait, thing's have gotten a bit messed up....

This is all a bit weird. I can tell me and Azza are going to have a ball on Wednesday.

AZZA... you know Kaf is a big Everton fan...? Well, they got beaten (nay, thrashed... victory is mine) by Man United. So we'll have to buy the Super Toffees fan a big BIG bag of super toffees. I'm getting her one and writing Ole Gunnar Solksjaer all over it. Hahahahaha...

I meant FRIDAY, by the way !!!

LOL... Your a cruel cruel man Shawn, still, should be funny...
Indeed we will have a ball on Friday, it can't come soon enuff for me.

There have been rumblings that Royston may be overstaffed on Friday. If it is, I'll try to get away early. Either way, I'll call Matt or Troy, or even Mellie and let 'em know. Did you read about the change of location...?

Yeah, I saw it today...

Well, like I said, I may get away early.

Don't forget the toffees !!!

I can't be that cruel to my ickle Kaf...can I???