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[Navi] {Sure!}

[Link] Okay. What were we talking about?

Not to interrupt or anything, but in respect of the Roswell project, I've been very active in the plot but am now sinking back toward more spectatorly status. Until the action gets in my face again. If it goes in accordance with any of your personae, feel free to also use the voices of [Grace] and [Elvis].

Jade: Were we talking about anything at all, in fact...? I haven't the slightest.

[YK] What do you get when you cross an electric eggbeater with an albino rhinoceros?

[All others] I don't know. What?

[YK] I dunno either. I was hoping /you'd/ know.

Jade: So then was that to indicate that we aren't really talking about /anything/ in thes thread?

Thras: That would probably be safe to say...

Jade: And then that would of course make this an open forum...?

Thras: Probably...

Jade: Then what shall we talk about?

Thras: You could gloat about your (*insertion of *)Star Wars display at the library...

Jade: But didn't you just do it for me?

Thras: Probably.

Jade: Then we're done gloating...?

Thras: I suppose so, unless the other have any questions about it... The liklyhood of which I sincerely doubt.

Jade: yes, you're probably right... *sighs*

[YK] Er.

[Mackenzie] Okay.

[Link] Let's turn this into an absurdist forum where everyone says the first thing they think of as long as it's goofy!

[YK] No, Link, that's not how absurdist forums work.

Please remain seated while room is in motion.

[The room starts spinning. YK yelps in alarm]

Jade: How /do/ they work, then...?

Thras: Don't ask /me,/ I have about as much a clue as /you/ do.

Jade: You sure...? Well damn....

[YK] Well, they just sort of happen.

[Mackenzie] The goal is to make everyone who reads it laugh.

Jade: We might be able to pull that off...

Thras: Yes, I think we might...

[YK] Sorry, we can't do that here.

[Mackenzie] This is more a roleplaying forum than a conversation forum.

[YK] So we can't have a bunch of people talking under the same researcher --

[Navi] {Hey, you're just messing this up!}

Thras: Excuse /me,/ we are not "a bunch of people," we are one entity. If you get one of us, you get both of us.

Jade: Yes, I'm afraid he's right. If either of us suddenly ceased to exist, the other would wink out like the flame on a candle and be lost forever.

Thras: Sounds painful, dunt it?

Jade: *winces* I rather think so...

So what you're saying is, we have to be one entity...? That'll /totally/ screw up my character.

Yeah, but only I use all my other guises in Role-Playing Fora. Unless it's Mackenzie and YK. Er, never mind.

Yes well... Grr.

...And such. I can still have my fun in the other forum with MaW and YK. So I suppose That way it'll be all right. So how does oe go about this? Make it random? Saying things like, umm.. "Life... is like a pineapple..." And such?

No, they have to have something to do with the subject. Here's one: http://www.h2g2.com/F16034?thread=301&show=100 It began with toothpaste. Then it got silly. And then it just sat around for about a year. And there it is now. I don't expect any new responses.

So how scared are you from thoise posts by me and Wolf...? And be honest now... * grins evily*

Wolf: I know i'm pretty scared right now... *lol* I ALREADY TOLD YOU, NO! NOW GET OFF! *struggles w/ Boba Fett*

Jade: WOULD YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF...?

Boba Fett: I'm trying... really...

Jade: Ewww... *shudders*

Wolf: *Whimper.*

Er, wrong forum.

Sorry! *lol*

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