h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[YK] Why not go to Lil's page and ask her?

Jade: you're so smart! Thank you!

Thras: Gods woman...

Jade: 'Gods woman,' what?

Thras: Nothing...

Jade: *stomps in anger* WHAT...?

Thras: I said 'nothing.'

Jade: Whatever...

...

Thras: You are gonna be in /so/ much trouble with Wolf...

Jade: Oh yeh... *seliphe giggle*

Thras: Why must I always be your voice of reason...?

Jade: because it's your job dear.

Thras: Oh yes. I'd forgotten...

[YK] No thanks, I'd rather not be in the bad graces of Wolf, even though it might be fun to annoy him.

[considers]

[YK] On second thought, I don't want /anything/ to do with a romance conflict...

Jade: /Par/don...?

Thras: Did we just hear the words "romantic" and conflict in one sentance...?"

Jade: *nymphish ammused laugh* Oh, don't you worry. I wouldn' cheat on Wolf. I was just having a bit of fun with you.

Thras: Do you mean to say that you were taking us seriously...?

Jade: *stifles another ammused nymphish laugh* Well, hmm. So them you're frightened of him? Is that why you wouldn't want to get involved...? *maked a "boogie boogie" gesture that involves waving her hadns at him and wiggling her fingers*

Thras: Don't worry about Wolf. He doesn't feel threatened by you. For one, he... well.. Let's just say he's well... /Jade/ finds him to be attractive. Very much so. That and he's... well... he's a /wolf/ (at least half,), and that helps, deffinately (Plus they've been seeing eachother since last bloody January. You should see them in Philosophy class. It's revolting, I assure y-

Jade: Not another /word/, dragon boy... *glares angrily at Thras*

Thras: Can I say one more thing...? Please? It'll be nice, I promise...

Jade: Oh all right...

Thras: Actually, he's quite happy that you so readily rejected her. You know, when you pushed her away when she hugged you? I know you know what I'm speaking of... *a snakelike tounge flickers in and out of him mouth*

Jade: *not speaking to Thras*

Thras: What did I say...?

All in all, I think there's something fishy going on...

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Jade: Whadya mean, fishy...?

Thras: I'm not a fish! ...Although I suppose I could be if the situation called for it... hmmm...

Jade: NO. No turning into a fish.

Thras: Why nooottt...?

Jade: Because I said so!

Thras: Oh all right. You're no fun, you know that?

Jade: Yup. I know that.

[YK] [to Mackenzie] I think it's always a bit confusing when someone is arguing with their own daemon.

[Mackenzie] Yeah, it's like conflict with one's conscience, except that the conscience isn't always the best source of solutions to moral issues.

Jade: That's precicely what I'm saying.

Thras: What, precesely, are you saying again?

Jade: You would know. You are me.

Thras: Ah, but in an existential manner.

Jade: how true, how true...

[YK] Oh, good, they're agreeing again.

[Link enters from wherever he was]

[Link] I think I know how you feel, Jade.

[He gestures at a bouncing ball of white light buzzing around his head]

[Navi] Hey!!

Thras: *licks his lips*

Jade: You cannot eat other people's daemons.

Thras: It's not a daemon. It's a faerie.

Jade: That's not the point. Be nice.

Thras: Ok... *smiles, flies up to Navi* Hi!

Jade: Much better. Now play nice.

[Navi] {Um ... Hi!}

Jade: Don't worry, Navi. He'll be nice, or he'll regret it. ... /Right,/ Thras...?

Thras: Right right!

[Link] Yeah. Anyway, nothing can harm Navi.

Jade: That's good Link. She seems like such a nice faerie...

Thras: Rather... *munching on lasagne and laughing at Jar-Jar Binks* Hey Jade, listen to this: "Meesah Jah-Jah Binks! More...? More did you spake...? Wanna go to Otah Goongah? Tis a safe place. Tis' a hidden city!"

Jade: *blinks, sighs* Great. Now I have an Obi-wannabe /daemon.../

[YK, Link, and Mackenzie] [simultaneous] Um, Navi's male.

Jade: *blushes* Oh. Dreadfuly sorry then, Navi...

Thras: *makes his embarassed-dragon-face, lowers his eyes* Sorry...

[Navi] {That's okay.}

Thras: Okay... *still embarassed*

Jade: Thanx, Navi.