h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This (as the name suggests) is a Train Station.
It is rather busy, scattered with luggage, passengers etc.

To the north of a station lies the platforms, to the south the entrance, and to the southeast corner of the station is a seemingly lonely broom closet, where the janitor would usally keep his cleaning supplies.

*The previously mentioned closet suddenly opens up (leading to F13649?thread=380857 ), and a superhero in an electric wheelchair comes racing out of it, drawing the attention of quite a few passengers...*

Woah! How did i do that?

*The electric wheelchair is soon followed by an electric scooter, which also arrived out from the same broom closet...*

[A ratty-looking old guy with long hair, rotting teeth, and an excessive number of wristwatches comes up to them]

[Train Man] Halt! Before you can continue, you must answer me these questions three! Hwat is your name??

*an overloaded electric scooter comes zooming into the thread and runs the old man down. As it passes over him an argument breaks out amongst the passengers on the scooter*


[RD] African I say damn you.

[NYC] No European, everyone knows it's a European Sparrow.

[RD] Oh no it's not.

[DD] Is this the room for an argument ?


*zooms off down the platform and back into the original thread everyone still arguing*

[Train Man] Ow! Bloody Sunday drivers ...

[Yar] [leaning out of the passage] It's Monday.

[Train Man] Get out of here!