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Surely some mistake?
Vestboy Posted Sep 1, 1999
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried around a full bucket
of raspberry jam
Surely some mistake?
Classic Krissy Posted Sep 1, 1999
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried around a full bucket
of raspberry jam
mixed in with some spam
Surely some mistake?
Jonny Posted Sep 1, 1999
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried around a full bucket
of raspberry jam
mixed in with some spam
And when he was hungry he's suck it.
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A gallant knight once said to his wench,
Surely some mistake?
Jonny Posted Sep 1, 1999
Of course, that should have been "he'd suck it".
Oh, and sorry if my bzzzzzzzing caused offence yesterday. It's just that... oh, I dunno. Can't think of an excuse.
Surely some mistake?
PaleoDan Posted Sep 1, 1999
A gallant knight once said to his wench,
Wow, I'm in such a big pinch,
Surely some mistake?
Menza Posted Sep 1, 1999
A gallant knight once said to his wench,
Wow, I'm in such a big pinch,
She grabbed up the wok
And gave him a knock
Then said "He was a real sinch"
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What about the man from Big End
Surely some mistake?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 1, 1999
promenading the park to find a "friend"
Limericks & anapestic feet
Anonymouse Posted Sep 1, 1999
Probably because I had Tardis in mind for the other one. 
Surely some mistake?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 1, 1999
the fire brigade had to attend.
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A Zen Master, being profound,
Surely some mistake?
$u$ Posted Sep 2, 1999
Whilst planting a seed in the ground
(Peet, I think your presence is wanted in the Cheddar Gorge)
Uh-oh
Anonymouse Posted Sep 2, 1999
A Zen Master, being profound,
Posted 21 minutes ago by Changed my mind
Subject: Surely some mistake?
Whilst planting a seed in the ground
Posted 19 minutes ago by Anonymouse (40077)
Subject: Surely some mistake?
Did explore and expand on the sound
Of a whistle that he had found
Actually what we have is 1 A, 2 B's and an extra-long C. 
So hmmm...
1)
A Zen Master, being profound,
Did explore and expand on the sound
Of two hands clapping
2)
A Zen Master, being profound,
Whilst planting a seed in the ground[,]
Looked up to the sun
3)
A Zen Master, being profound,
Did explore and expand on the sound
Whilst planting a seed in the ground
Of the laughter he heard all around
Uh-oh
Anonymouse Posted Sep 2, 1999
Ooops.. Missed one.. That third one should have been:
3)
A Zen Master, being profound,
Did explore and expand on the sound
Whilst planting a seed in the ground
Of a whistle that he had found
And the laughter he heard all around.
Uh-oh
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Sep 2, 1999
An Italian war hero on attack
Saw line two and came back
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