h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some ppl started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it
Forever Just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some ppl started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it
Forever Just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend....

You get the picture

Shelly- That song is even annoying as text.

I was taking my life in my hands,
All for a couple of grands
Oh my, oh me,
What I failed to see
Was where both the pianos did land(s)

I tried to make it rhyme. Really.

New start:
I really think math is a bore,

That apples have cores

That's really my worry

;^)#

That I'll have to hurry,

To eat one that is floury

I really think math is a bore,
That apples have cores

That's really my worry
That I'll have to hurry,
To eat one that is floury


Erm... New Start.

Once while I pondered a toad

While wearing a shoe named Fred

Now, now, Looney... how hard is it to think of something that rhymes with 'toad' ?

Once while I pondered a toad
That lay squashed flat in the road

I saw not the truck

That ended my luck

(other lines did occur, but...)

by flattening me under its load.

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While watching a Gene Wilder movie,

I thought Marti Feldman was groovy

But, to my dismay,

I learnt that Ellen is gay

(well duh!!)

And that's all I can say, or she'll sue me.

(Mmmm, now what...?)

There once was an author called Doug

Who wanted a much bigger plugg

He got on the net

And hedged all his bets