Martian_Mike

Hey there,
A friend turned me onto this site. I've been perusing the universe, and thought I might alite here for a spell. I might learn something I think I already know, but don't.

I'm a mental health Bobby, aka Crisis Interventionist Specialist.
I'm married to an earthling named Gail. We have two children.

Also, We have an affinity for the feline population of this planet, but haven't developed a taste for their flesh as of yet, but who knows! It gives us "good" feelings to watch as they attempt to overcome the earths gravitational pull. It can be quite comical though, so we've allowed a population of 8 to inhabit our abode.

I met Arthur Dent and company back in the 80's, and was overcome by what you might call intense pleasure at their expense. Traversing the Universe has beeen at times distressing, but all in all I'm thankful I've a towel.

There has been times that I utilized the "Better living through modern chemistry," route. Of course that meant I had to assume the role of "worker drone."

The creative world of Offset Reprographics has paid most of my expenses until the intense stress that ensues upon the embarcation of perfectionistic endeavors, left me with a desire to use my mind/Body/Spirit in more altruistic ventures.

While studying the history of your planet, I came across one of the most interesting humans of your planet. Some refer to him as "Gotama the Buddha." At this point in time I am still attempting to practice his suggested perception altering exercises. If there be any of you who wish to correspond about my journey on this path be assured you will be welcomed, as well as responded to.

I'm off to work assisting those who suffer intense emotional disturbance. May you all be fee of suffering this moment and the next.
M_M ;o)~ _/|\_

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