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The Duke of Dunstable Started conversation Mar 11, 2014
One of my cats has challenged the kitchen carpet to a wrestling duel. The bout started about five minutes ago, and she does not appear to be winning. 
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Milla, h2g2 Operations Posted Mar 11, 2014
It's a hard match, but someone has to make it. My money is on the rug. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 11, 2014
In that case I would grab Milla's money and run, if I were the kitten 
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8584330 Posted Mar 12, 2014
How many rounds did the kitty last? Is she ready for a rematch?
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Milla, h2g2 Operations Posted Mar 12, 2014
Must have been contagious. My cat fought the living room carpet for about 15 minutes, and then bounced around chasing yucca palm debris for another 15 minutes. Carpet still in place, cat has fled. I declare the carpet winner.
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Peanut Posted Mar 12, 2014
No, the yucca palm won that round, the carpet really doesn't like that yucca and is secretly in cahoots with the cat to bring it down
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Pastey Posted Mar 12, 2014
My cat's in a long term battle with the sofa. I'm not sure who's winning, but the cat usually seems to be on top 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 12, 2014
That's usually the outcome when cats chase a long - er - kind of sofa 
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- 1: The Duke of Dunstable (Mar 11, 2014)
- 2: Milla, h2g2 Operations (Mar 11, 2014)
- 3: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Mar 11, 2014)
- 4: 8584330 (Mar 12, 2014)
- 5: Milla, h2g2 Operations (Mar 12, 2014)
- 6: Peanut (Mar 12, 2014)
- 7: Milla, h2g2 Operations (Mar 12, 2014)
- 8: Pastey (Mar 12, 2014)
- 9: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Mar 12, 2014)
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