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Post 41

Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth.

I found a smiley - spider climbing up my bare leg while I was brushing my teeth this morning. I shreiked a little then danced around wildly trying to brush the poor little guy off. I hope I didn't smoosh him in the process. smiley - erm

That was my excitement for the day! smiley - ok

smiley - erm


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Post 42

Lady Scott

I have so many smiley - spidersmiley - spider around here...

I'm cruel and heartless and smash them when I can reach them... What's a few more or less?


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Post 43

Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth.

This was the cute little yeallow one that came home with the bananas a couple months ago. He's sort of been a pet ... and I might have killed him! smiley - wah


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Post 44

Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth.

He's yellow, even. smiley - blush

smiley - spider


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Post 45

Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204

Oh... I just thought that "yeallow" must be another American misspelling or some other sort of Americanism....

smiley - tongueoutsmiley - musicalnote


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Post 46

Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth.

No, it's just the color of your "beally", varmint.

smiley - tongueout


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Post 47

Lady Scott

Oh fer cryin' out loud - go find him then!


Put him in a little spider cage and feed him a couple of flies every day.

*rolls eyes*


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Post 48

Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth.

He's been doing just fine wandering around the apartment on his own, thank you very much. smiley - tongueout


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Post 49

Lady Scott

Yeah, until you *killed* him!


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Post 50

Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204

Next thing you know, you'll find yourself in the middle of Spidercide investigation.

smiley - winkeyesmiley - musicalnote


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Post 51

Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth.

I searched for his crumpled little body on my hands and knees, but I didn't find him. I think he got away safely. smiley - ok

I couldn't help it! It was an instinctive squealing yelp, hoppy dance, and brushing maneuver ... a person can't just let poisonous "yeallow" smiley - spiders crawl up her legs willy-nilly all day.


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Post 52

Lady Scott

In my long and sordid career as a smiley - spider smasher, I've found that it takes a great deal of effort to actually smash them...

They're expert at rolling themselves into little balls and playing dead... but then if you watch for a while, you can see them crawling off again.


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Post 53

Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth.

I think you're the one who should be tried for multiple counts of "spidercide", Lady Scott!


Ewwwwwwww!!!! smiley - yikes "ER" (the TV show, not the varmint) is on. I've never watched it .... what a blood-and-guts-gore-filled mess! smiley - yuk


If Cafram has been hanging out in the ER, she must be in a bad way! Try to take good care of yourself, will ya, Cafram? smiley - hug

smiley - run


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Post 54

Lady Scott

You think ER is a blood-and-guts-gore-filled mess, you'd better stay away from CSI then... smiley - ill


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Post 55

Yael Smith

I was going to say "Try being pregnant", but...smiley - erm


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Post 56

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

Oh, I think *everyone* should try being pregnant, at least once smiley - winkeye


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Post 57

Lady Scott

Did it twice. smiley - smiley

Kinda liked it, actually.


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Post 58

Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204

Hmmmmm, you're smiley - weird, Lady Scott!

smiley - winkeyesmiley - musicalnote


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Post 59

Lady Scott

No, I truly enjoyed being pregnant, despite my rather long list of unusual problems during pregnancy.


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Post 60

Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204

No, you're truly smiley - weird, Lady Scott! smiley - winkeye

smiley - oksmiley - musicalnote


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