h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 Bye all i'm now going to germany for a week so i won't be posting for a while, not that you care, you probably won't even notice GOD i'm so insognificant. See you in a week, if the world hasn't ended.

Oh you'll be happy to know the world hasn't ended Notradarmus was wrong BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ahem

Oi matt you trying to hit on her

Bugger off Chris!!!!

Who are Matt and Chris (not that I particularly care, I'm just curios...)

Chris is a git and no thats about it.
Matt is me so long and thanks for all the fish>

why are you small fish???><

hello are you there small ???

Okay, i couldn't help just leaping into this, slightly odd, conversation, so here I am.....

oh hello!

actualy the world has ended its just that no-one noticed, hello all.

I never even noticed the world had begun. I thought this was just the preview adverts.

Well, actually the world ended last thursday. Of course it has since been replaced by all you see around you. Want proof? Check the light in your fridge. Now it stays on all the time, even with the door closed.

i thought my fridge had always done that, how else would the cold foods see what they were doing?

potatoes are the only ones with eyes any way so does it matter???

all organic food can see telepathicaly, talk to your food and you will see, talk also to your fridge, electrical appliances need conversation or they get depressed

Thats a new one I'll remember that one er...............what was I remembering.

i forget

My food uses radar, so it could 'see' in the dark. They don't like the cold so much though. Too bad for them.

if they don't like the cold invest in an insineration unit.

Hi, just to take the conversation back by about 2 million years, I am called Small Fish because big fish would be stupid. The light has to go off in the fridge because edible materials can't sleep with the light on.