h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, I've had the chicken and bacon caesar a few times recently.

I figure that anything that contains both chicken and bacon has to be good.

It'd have to be pretty poorly done to mess up two great food types as those.

Buty how often have people messed up food, Mac?

Remember the peanut butter Kitkat?

Somebody actually sat down and planned that.

True Jack. It must've been an executive from a rival confectionary - nobody could think that was a good idea, could they?

Only a complete madman, Mac.

Or a raving alcoholic.

Speaking of which....I wonder where PSD is today.

I can probably take a guess.

I bet she shows up tomorrow and says she was sober but wasn't posting because she had 'too much work' to do.

As if.

Too much work as in wine tasting.

And by wine tasting I mean wine gulping.

I bet she drinks it so quickly that she never gets to taste it.

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Ooops, spilled a glass. PSD would never forgive me.

True but then still have it off the floor.

She'd drink it off a sore leg, Mac.

Never really understood that phrase....but she would.

Wouldn't that mean in pain?

Yup, silly phrase really.

It is, but we can sill safely conclude that if there was wine in the welly of a tramp who hadn't changed his socks for nine years PSD would still drink it.

There's no point in leaving drink to waste.

Having said that, being faced with drinking that would probably be enough to turn me tee-total.

Arsenal would soon turn you back on to the booze though.

I hadn't thought of that.

You'll be an alcoholic by half time tonight, Mac.

By the seventieth minute you'll have turned into PSD.

I need to find some more money from somewhere if I am going to be having alcohol at the rate of PSD.

You'll need to win the lottery.

Anyway, I'm done for the day. Let's hope we can at least avoid another 8-2 tonight.

talk tomorrow.