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Chocolate is better than sex because –
chocoholic Started conversation May 31, 2006
Add you suggestion for why you think chocolate is better than sex – and I'll add it to Chocoholics Delight's page. 
Chocolate is better than sex because –
sigsfried Posted Jun 6, 2006
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
hours without upsetting your workmates.
Chocolate is better than sex because –
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jun 6, 2006
Good one sigsfried 
I'll add that next time I sign in CD's name 
Emmily 
Chocolate is better than sex because –
Yvonne aka india Posted Jun 15, 2006
An old one I saw:
Chocolate is still satisfying after it's gone soft.
Chocolate is better than sex because –
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jun 20, 2006
You can have chocolate before marriage without being morally condemned.
Also, read this on a poster:
chocolate likes to cuddle 
Chocolate is better than sex because –
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jun 20, 2006
Also (I cheated and searched for some good ones)
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Chocolate is better than sex because –
chocoholic Posted Jun 20, 2006
BEG, I'll add those later, right now I've got to 
CD/Em
Chocolate is better than sex because –
chocoholic Posted Jun 20, 2006
All added
Oh, and I cheated too, I found a few online to start off the list, so others could choose the ones they liked to be added.
CD/Em
Choc is better than sex -
loonycat - run out of fizz Posted Jun 26, 2006
doesn't complain about not being satisfied.
Choc is better than sex -
Yvonne aka india Posted Jun 27, 2006
Another search found a couple of gems:
If you have to pay for your it's not too expensive.
A big piece of lasts longer, but a small piece can still be satisfying.
Choc is better than sex -
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 4, 2006
Hi lurchmode, nice to hear from you
What are you doing, getting 
on that 
Emmily
Choc is better than sex -
lurchmode Posted Jul 5, 2006
hi emmily nice to be a part of this.The question reminded me of my long term relationship with until I settled down with a green salad and raised a couple of cucumbers.goto go work calls.
Choc is better than sex -
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2006
Hmmm but were the cucumbers better than 
Emmily
Choc is better than sex -
lurchmode Posted Jul 10, 2006
ah you see thats were it all falls down been dreaming otcovered lettuce.Not enough coverd salad outlets out ther I say.
Choc is better than sex -
lurchmode Posted Jul 10, 2006
ah you see thats were it all falls down been dreaming otcovered lettuce.Not enough coverd salad outlets out there I say.
Choc is better than sex -
lurchmode Posted Jul 10, 2006
ah thats were it all falls down been dreaming of covered lettuce latley.Not enough covered salad outlets out there I SAY
Choc is better than sex -
chocoholic Posted Jul 11, 2006
So good you had to say three times
>"Not enough covered salad outlets" Not enough! I didn't know there were any, nice idea though, and would make salads more popular 
CD/Em
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Chocolate is better than sex because –
- 1: chocoholic (May 31, 2006)
- 2: sigsfried (Jun 6, 2006)
- 3: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jun 6, 2006)
- 4: Yvonne aka india (Jun 15, 2006)
- 5: Brown Eyed Girl (Jun 20, 2006)
- 6: Brown Eyed Girl (Jun 20, 2006)
- 7: chocoholic (Jun 20, 2006)
- 8: chocoholic (Jun 20, 2006)
- 9: loonycat - run out of fizz (Jun 26, 2006)
- 10: chocoholic (Jun 26, 2006)
- 11: Yvonne aka india (Jun 27, 2006)
- 12: chocoholic (Jun 27, 2006)
- 13: lurchmode (Jul 4, 2006)
- 14: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 4, 2006)
- 15: lurchmode (Jul 5, 2006)
- 16: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2006)
- 17: lurchmode (Jul 10, 2006)
- 18: lurchmode (Jul 10, 2006)
- 19: lurchmode (Jul 10, 2006)
- 20: chocoholic (Jul 11, 2006)
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