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Pop, pop, pop muzik.
Posted Jul 5, 1999
It's remarkable, but the state of the charts seems to have become even worse in the six weeks since I first submitted the "Pop music" article for rejection. Perhaps it's a good thing that it takes so long to get rejected around here, because I've gone back to it and added a new selection of tips for anyone wishing to make a successful pop record. Go and read it. Go on. Please.
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Win a car!
Posted Jun 29, 1999
Well, win MY car, in fact. Since the near-death experience a few weeks back, the exhaust has let go, and now it also needs a new radiator. I have therefore decided to give it away.
For a chance to win the car, using your skill and judgement, answer the following question: What will go wrong with my car next?
First correct answer wins the car. Good luck.
(NOTE: to cover expenses, all entrants must pay an entry fee of £5000. Normal restrictions apply.)
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Cherries.
Posted Jun 23, 1999
I've finally worked out why everything in my life always seems to be going spectacularly wrong. It's because I don't like cherries. Life, according to the song, is just a bowl of cherries, therefore I don't like life, therefore it's not too keen on me either.
I therefore propose that we spread the bad vibes around a little, by changing the bowl of cherries to something less popular, for example, "Life Is Just A Dog Toilet".
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Latest reply: Jun 23, 1999
Drop The Debt
Posted Jun 23, 1999
It's very kind of Comic Relief to try to persuade the Visa company to forget about the money I owe them, but I really don't think it's going to work. What's more, I'm sure that's not the proper Comic Relief font. I'm sorry, but it's my home page, and standards have to be maintained.
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AaaaaaCHOO!
Posted Jun 18, 1999
No, I'm.... AaaaaaCHOO!... I'm fine, honestly... AaaaaaCHOO!... Don't you worry... AaaaaaCHOO!... about me, I'll... AaaaaaCHOO!... I'll be fine. AaaaaaCHOO!
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