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Post 61

Drool Frood the Second

Yep got it at last.It has to be one eyebrow only......which one though?
*raises each eyebrow alternately*


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Post 62

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You don't want to raise the wrong eyebrow.
*raises right eyebrow*


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Post 63

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

It doesn't matter which eyebrow you raise as long as it's suitably unexpected or...

*raises eyebrow*

replaces a pregnant pause.


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Post 64

Abi

Those pauses breed like rabbits! smiley - winkeye


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Post 65

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I'm becoming increasingly worried about Zebedee. He asked Menza to marry him a couple of days ago, and now it turns out his pauses are expecting...


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Post 66

Abi

Where did this proposal take place *thinks to herself 'thats not fair - I proposed to Zeb last autumn.'*


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Post 67

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

http://www.h2g2.com/FFM10027?thread=60230&skip=80&show=20#p513270


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Post 68

Abi

So there isn't going to be another h2g2 wedding then?


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Post 69

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I think Menza's playing hard to get.


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Post 70

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Oi!

If you're going to fix me up while my back is turned, at least make sure it's with someone suitable!

A woman who runs a bar!

*raises eyebrow pointedly*


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Post 71

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Well, Menza runs the Forum & Firkin - it's a step in the right direction, isn't it?


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Post 72

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

You marry him then.

I'm going to find myself a nice young wench with a flagon of mead.


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Post 73

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I'm already married, mate. Not that you'd know it, since she's never around anymore and could be enjoying the company of the entire Scottish rugby team for all I know...


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Post 74

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Have you checked out their new full back? Legs aren't as hairy as the others....


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Post 75

Abi


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Post 76

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Whose teeth were you sucking there?


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Post 77

Abi

Mine of course. What sort of drugs are you on?


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Post 78

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Menza's little blue pills. smiley - smiley


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Post 79

Abi

scary.... smiley - winkeye


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Post 80

Lost in Scotland

Does anyone know why the licence plates in this weird country, where you all drive on the wrong side of the road, is white for the front of the car, and yellow for the back of the car?


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