h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gave a presentation at a staff meeting, using the latest Star Wars movie as my theme

Just had to bit my tongue when I over heard the words "wearing a Scotch kilt" as I didn't want to make a scene in the office.

Ooh, a kilt with bottles of whisky dangling from it?

I like that in a kilt!

I've just seen a lovely bag, but it's too expensive so have been wandering around the internet searching for it

Kilt - dangling - lovely bag - *bites tongue* - nnnggg! - nnnggggg!

Have you considered ram-raiding?

Just logged out from work and will be heading to football practice in a little while. Just need to go drive some nice cars on the X-box first.

I finally got round to sit down and do one of those Soduko things.

Scratched head for a moment, scribbled some numbers around the edges of the box but completed it

Just had our new wacking great big Blue recylcing bin collected for the first time. There's goes one month of Times and Scotsman's news paper.

We supersized as FC was well aware how capable I was of filling the totty ickle one all by myself just with my daily news fix.

I've unsubbed (again) from the other What's Just Happened? coversation because Wolfie told me to ignore him.

I got stomach pains.

I just went to investigate the cost of having "Drinking against terrorism" T-shirts printed.

Ours is always full when the binmen come round at the end of the month, same with a lot of the residents.

I just came out of the shower and will be getting ready to go into Falkirk to get my mummy off the train

Just did the dishes, tidied the living room and did the hoovering in preparation for the visit of fords' mum.

I'm now sweating like an ox.

I took some co-codomel about an hour ago and have just started to feel a bit better.

I thought it was too hot outside, so came in, stuck the news on then went upstairs for a smoke.

I've jsut got a really itchy nose too.

**still trying to get seaty EV out of his mind**

I've just found another great way to annoy LordWolfden (apart from posting to his PS): standing up!

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B

The guy's a total nutbar.

Yeah, but he gives me some entertainment at weekends.

I think I'll just pop off and tell him what the time is again.

B

Just wanted Master B to know those postings gave me the biggest laugh of the week last night, even though they were all equally demented.

I'm considering posting something there myself...

Oh what the hell! I'll do it!