h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I just watched an old episode of Parkinson, then realised that someone's been stealing my James Bond drink. My bet's on the alien.

I got an Email from one of teh hamsters that drives the wheel that creates the power that runs the server on which H2G2 depends, he wants to discuss their union rights

Just thought about Tony Hart

bingy bingy bingy bong
bingy bong
bingy booby doo

Now I've just thought about Morph shaking his little fist at Chas after the latter's latest prank.

Alien drink-nickers You could lace it with really strong laxative and leave it lying around

There were two plasticine men, weren't there?

I can only ever remember the red one, was he Morph?

Yeah, Morph was a kind of browny colour and Chas was a sort of off-white. Even though both of them spent a lot of time wrestling other plasticine, going through tables and so on, neither of them went that strange greeny colour that all plasticine eventually goes, after you've been playing with it for long enough.

I wonder what they do now; not seen em on TV in ages... Maybe they just cound't transfer to a differnt programme you think they'd have found a suitable TV show to appear in relaly

Typecasting. I wonder if the two of them got on behind the scenes?

Well, they often didn't seem to get on together on teh scenes... But I imagine off the sets they got on really well... yeh, typcasting.... typicalll.... pengu neer semed to transfer well either now I think of it....

Pingu, Morph and Chas all together in pantomime in Swansea with a special guest appearance by the entire cast of Trapdoor. I'd pay to see that.

Hoh Yus! how cooooooooooooooooooool would that be? I mean, it'd be cooooler than a really cold polar bear with a whole heard of penguines that are suffering from hyperthermia sailing to find a relaly cooool cold place to counteract the heat of teh artic and antartic

Mind, you'd have to get really close to the stage to see what was going on. And maybe have some sort of translator at the side. No, Berk out of Trapdoor could do it, running commentary 'BERK!' "He's behind you!" 'Oo globbits!'

yeh! that'd be cool I want to go; when is it?

Not till Christmas Hurry up Christmas!

*climbs in the stasis booth and sets it to make him up from cryogenic freezing on the weekend before Christmas*

Wait for me!

Should we order tickets before going into stasis? Might be a run on in October.

Went with my wife to see The Philadelphia Story at the Old Vic and there two rows ahead of us was Paul McCartney. I think he kept looking at me.

I didn't think Macca was that interested in soft cheese.

It's because you can't sign autographs in it.

You can if you make a cheese on toast with it, then leave it to go hard.

They wouldn't let us do that in the theatre.