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I yikesed 2, one of which was directed at me..I'd never yiksed him before! im supposed to have 'layed into him' for no reason too

Yikesed too many to mention, but many of those were in the early days and seemed to fall on deaf ears. At least something's being done about it now.

My stomach rumbled. Before that, I thought "Mwha ha ha!"

I heard a noise from behind me, the noise was something like:
'don't worry I'm not going to hurt you'
*whip cracking*
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
*whip cracking*
'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
*whip cracking*
'Aggggggggghhhhhhhhhh'

(the ahhhh aggghhhh things is someone screaming loudly.

Naughty thoughts

No!: I actually heard that: its the .wav file I've got set at the moment to alert me to new txt messages

Sounds better than my current ringtone. It's a recording of me going "ring ring".

thats retro maan! I've some fairly stupid ones.... I keep meaning to do a few recording me on guitar

It's not retro, it's just me saying "ring ring" in my dead pan voice.

Yeh... But that does have a certain appearl to it... I'm tempted to do the same myself

I can send you mine if your phone supports mp3 ringtones.

I think it does its the nokia 6630 which I think does... most of mine are am? or .wav ring tones I think

What I'll do then is email you an mp3 and wav version of the ringtone tomorrow after I've got it off my mobile

if its not too much trubble? I've a 'card reader' doobry thing for my mobile so I can swap it from the PC to teh phoen that way (can't get the bluetooth dongle thinggy to work with windows 98 though its ment* too.... )

It's no trouble. Will get them off to you tomorrow when I'm slightly more awake.

Well, according to some convos on Foxy's PS Serephina 'started it' if the guy can't take responsibility for his own actions he shouldn't be playing with the grown-ups...

On a lighter note a mate of mine got one of the phones you could record your voice on a few years ago, it was swiftly appropiated by another mate who shouted "I am gay" into it and set it as the main ringtone.

: I've a voice/sound recorder on my new mobile; its not great quality (then again I'm used to using a £300 digital recorder, with a hundred odd quids worth of microphone.....) But it records well enough for taking notes/messages, or recording short bits o noise for ring tones

yeah hes still going round telling everyone i got him put on pre mod cos im so nasty n hes so misunderstood! f*cking hell if yikesing 2v of someones posts got them put on pre mod wed all be on it!

I've never had a post yikesed. At least I don't think so. You do get notified of it by e-mail or something when it happens, right? Never happened.

Anyways, Foxy reminds me of another poster a great while ago who also needed to be told about how to follow threads instead of just replying to what he just read. Did any of you ever run into the "ancient brit", who seemed unable to fathom the whole point of conversations and instead just blurted out whatever he felt like, and then got p'ed off when he was politely reminded that no one had been talking about what he replied to in about three weeks.

He did start a rather interesting thread about National ID cards, though. The Thread was interesting, but unfortunately, his contributions to it was much like Foxy's.. Incoherent and he simply failed to take anyone elses opinion on board as being even remotely valid.

I've just moved my neck and got a shooting pain up the left side of it I just remembered this mark I saw on my ribs last night too Looks like I've had surgery

I decided not to move at all, all day.