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I hate working for a living.

Post 21

fords - number 1 all over heaven

*sticks hand up*

I've heard of him! smiley - biggrin

Luckystar, your love of Hornby - the writer and not the trains then? smiley - winkeye


I hate working for a living.

Post 22

Vestboy

I read 'boiling a frog' - but that was the only recipe in it. I was so disappointed.


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Post 23

A Super Furry Animal

I read "The Naked Chef". There was no nudity and the plot was *rubbish*. Still, picked up a few cooking tips.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 24

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

As a sequel to "The Naked Civil Servant", frankly I found it disappointing.


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Post 25

Vestboy

I think it was because he cleans up more frequently.


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Post 26

A Super Furry Animal

Did The Naked Chef cook The Naked Lunch?

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 27

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*wonders how to type the word "noodles" so that it includes the word "nude"* smiley - erm


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Post 28

Beatrice

"nudeles", obviously


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Post 29

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I suppose the naked lunch would also include salad... without dressing.


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Post 30

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Nudels?


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Post 31

A Super Furry Animal

Nude ells.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 32

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

"One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night"

...Two dead men got up to fight.

smiley - ale


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Post 33

Vestboy

When the Government launches initiatives they often like to call them New Deals. From now on I want you to hear Nude Eels, OK.


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Post 34

Beatrice

smiley - ok


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Post 35

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Err, I don't think I've ever seen a dressed eel...

smiley - ale


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Post 36

Beatrice

Well if you can have a dressed crab, I dont see why it shouldn't be possible!


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Post 37

Vestboy

There's Jellied Eels and Smoked Eels.


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Post 38

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Mmm, but something covered in jelly isn't exactly 'dressed', is it? Makes me think of topless wrestling, come to mention it.

smiley - ale


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Post 39

E G Mel

"One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night"

...Two dead men got up to fight.


Back to back they faced one other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

That's all I can remember...

Ahh google is your friend http://www.folklore.bc.ca/Onefineday.htm#Onefine

Mel smiley - hsif

*Who also had to leave her bloke in bed this morning smiley - cross*


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Post 40

Number Six

How did we get from not wanting to get out of bed in the morning to Topless Wrestling???

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