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Post 101

Mrs V

DONT Insult my Doctor!! He's more of a match for all of you, at once!! Want to try me??
Hxx


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Post 102

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*puzzled look* Want to try you what? Sorry, I'm still puzzling over the twelve naked men or whatever it was... I don't get it.


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Post 103

Mustapha

Wasn't that a line from "Siegfried & Roy's 12 Days of Christmas"?


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Post 104

Mrs V

Eh???


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Post 105

Ormondroyd

Helena, as you know, there are LOTS of men who want to try you. But only the good Doctor gets the chance. (Sigh) smiley - winkeye


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Post 106

Mrs V

Hey, I'm not dead yet!! (How come its only men who get to do the final fling stuff anyway... if a discrete queue would like to form on the right...)


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Post 107

DelphicOracle

If you expect any of the blokes round 'ere to be discreet, I think you've got another think coming...


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Post 108

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Has Ev changed his name to 'Another Thing' without telling me!!!
smiley - winkeye


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Post 109

Cupid Stunt

A scrotum pole. Well, you did ask.


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Post 110

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Post 111

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes, I did ask, didn't I? Sorry everyone.


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Post 112

Mustapha

That's alright, EV, I'm sure the wall will clean up OK. smiley - winkeye


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Post 113

DelphicOracle

*wandering in with the tea trolley*

Are we decorating in here? I can't see any paint or wallpaper, but someone seems to have put paste all over this wall...


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Post 114

Cupid Stunt

On the tea trolley!


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Post 115

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ah good, a cuppa... I like it hot and steamy.


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Post 116

DelphicOracle

Here you are, Doctor. smiley - coffee

If you want any cream in that you'll have to supply your own...


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Post 117

Ormondroyd

Could you give me one, Delphic? I'm haven't had one in ages.


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Post 118

Mustapha

Do you want a couple of Ginger Nuts to dunk with?


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Post 119

Ormondroyd

Ooh, no! It's never a good idea to dunk your Ginger Nuts in hot tea. They might go all soft and fall apart!


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Post 120

Mustapha

Well, I think I'd prefer to dunk my Ginger Nuts in hot tea rather than iced tea...


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