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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 13, 2000
Excuse me! What the future Mrs Vibenstein and I do in our spare time... is written on the wall of the third cubicle on the left in the gents' lavatories at Glasgow Queen Street station.
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 13, 2000
And, I suspect, on quite a few official forms in Glasgow police stations! 
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 14, 2000
Can I just say congratulations to the happy couple and ask what other interesting developments have transpired during the last month?
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 14, 2000
There haven't been any other developments. Surely Helena is quite well-developed enough as it is...
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Jan 14, 2000
Well hello there boys (oops and helena of course)
I have been send by Louis XI4 to arrest you all.You must no resist or it will be the guillotine for everyone.
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 14, 2000
'Scuse me Drool Frood, I am a girl too, y'know. (Well, it was supposed to be a secret till the gratuitous nude bathing scene, when my secrets all come out...)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 14, 2000
Never mind that, when's the gratuitous nude bathing scene?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Jan 14, 2000
More to the point, where? with my luck I'll end up in the millenium dome. That would be a nightmare!
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Mustapha Posted Jan 15, 2000
It didn't do James Bond any harm!
Well, OK it did, but you know how that ended up - with his end up. 
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 15, 2000
We might have invented a new character here! "James Bondage - licenced to shackle..."
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Mrs V Posted Jan 15, 2000
As you can see from my 'home' theres other stuff getting written about me on loos eslewhere, Infamy Infamy, they've all got it in for me!!
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 16, 2000
Make your mind up. A while back there you were claiming to be a virgin. Now you're saying lots of people have got it in for you!
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Mrs V Posted Jan 16, 2000
Nah, they'd just like too...
Now what colour wedding dress should I buy, white, white, white, or even whiter....
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jan 16, 2000
Carless talk cost nothing, but you could lose everything! (or so I overheard)
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- 63: Ormondroyd (Jan 13, 2000)
- 64: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 14, 2000)
- 65: DelphicOracle (Jan 14, 2000)
- 66: Drool Frood the Second (Jan 14, 2000)
- 67: DelphicOracle (Jan 14, 2000)
- 68: Cupid Stunt (Jan 14, 2000)
- 69: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 14, 2000)
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- 73: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 15, 2000)
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- 75: Ormondroyd (Jan 15, 2000)
- 76: Mrs V (Jan 15, 2000)
- 77: Ormondroyd (Jan 16, 2000)
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- 79: Cupid Stunt (Jan 16, 2000)
- 80: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Jan 16, 2000)
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