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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
You missed a golden opportunity there, Sid! Call yourself a stalker? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
...like a twisty turny thing.
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Lochangel Posted Aug 31, 1999
Well you both missed the comment on the nose - which incidentally is quite burnt at the moment - so EV in particular I am very disappointed in you!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
I was including your nose in the "entirely prettier" bit... is it also tiny, and so wee that you sometimes think the pixies gave it to you?
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Lochangel Posted Aug 31, 1999
Actually I was thinking that if you considered Miss Minogue's to be prettier then mine I would have to cut it off - and that wouldn't be very nice would it? I mean imagine the mess when she got a cold!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
Yuk! Tee hee!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 31, 1999
I never called myself a Stalker!!! It was everybody else who gave me that honour.
I see myself a Multi Media Metro Sexual!!.
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Lochangel Posted Aug 31, 1999
You mean you are a cybertart? Brilliant here have my throne, sash and tiara!
I crown you .
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
Congratulations, Sid! Blimey, this Cybertart thing changes hands so quickly these days, I can't keep up!
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Lochangel Posted Aug 31, 1999
Break open the Champagne - here is a blow for equal rights for men. A man crowned Miss Resident Tart 2000
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 31, 1999
No! No!, I don't want it!!! *hand crown to EV*
Here you have it, you do a much better job than me!!
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Morris Miner Posted Aug 31, 1999
Is that burning I smell?????*sniffs air* EV in all the excitement of Sid's crowning you forgot the scones!!!!!!1
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
Oh no! *rushes to oven, drops tiara on the way* Ummmmm.... rock cake, anyone?
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Lochangel Posted Aug 31, 1999
rock cake - you could flog those to the army as ammunition!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
Now there's an idea!
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Lochangel Posted Aug 31, 1999
Right instead of a IT bod you could become a munitions tycoon!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
Actually, I'd quite like to be Bod... I'm prepared to shave my head, but I'm not sure about the yellow dress.
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Morris Miner Posted Aug 31, 1999
Oh I don't know I think yellow would rather suit you. Perhaps you would prefer pink?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 31, 1999
Those bloody cakes should carry a goverment warning.
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