h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"You Laughed A Wicked Laugh
You Said "Come Here, Let Me Clip Your Wings!"
(I Know He's Blood But You Can Still Turn Him Away, You Don't Owe Him Anything)"

*Starts edging away, with talk of cutting and blood*

It's only Alanis...

Oh, which album?

Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie.

I've not listened to that one.

Which one you listened to?

"I too thought that when proved wrong I lost somehow
I too once thought life was cruel
It's a cycle really, you think I'm withdrawn and guilt tripping you
I think you're insensitive
I don't feel heard and
I said, 'Do you believe we are fundamentally judgemental?
Fundementally evil?'
You said, 'Yes.'"

Her first one, Jagged little Pill, I think.

No Pills In The Water. Not From Me, Anyway.

Jagged. My Favourite Word.

*sneezes*

Oh dear. Not again...

*hands over the tissues*

*giggles*

Very Bad Dan.

You mustn't make poor Jimi sneeze. Or don't you know? He's allergic to innuendo.

I have Jagged Little Pill. I like Wake Up and the hidden track which I call "I"

Actually neither of the CDs are mine. They're my Dad's. I stole them. He doesn;t mind.

My sister has the same philosophy, only I do mind.

And you're not her father. Hopefully.

Now that would be a scary thing.

It happened in the war.

Which war? Nothing recent I hope.

As Yoritomo Once Said, "All Is War."
Trading, Killing, Talking.

*frowns*

If everything is war then we are all enemies.