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msmonsy Posted Jul 28, 1999
i think that might of made sense somewhere i am just not sure that that made sense here .....
as for being mean,,,,,,i allow you to breathe now don't i???
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wise and inteligent tamara Posted Jul 28, 1999
hey i breath on my own thank you . well anyways .i dont need your help to breath. well ok. i need u to stop and make some more things to crack on me with ok heere here is your min.(humhuhmhuhmhuhmhhumhuhmhuhmhum)ok mins upp anyways bye for now
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FairlyStrange Posted Jul 28, 1999
I DID NOT SAY YOU COULD HIT YOUR MOM WITH A FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!I was talking to Fenchurch! I know I should have been clearer on that point.......but!! (Oh, and WAIT.........Wise And Intelligent Tamara..........WAIT.........Interesting accronymn!........You DO realise you posted the same entry THREE TIMES up there, don't you?)
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'Nuff Said!
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msmonsy Posted Jul 28, 1999
you know you are right fairly strange i just noticed that LOL!!!!
tamara...... i think you are starting to loose it
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Jul 28, 1999
Uh, guys... the fish was frozen... my mom's passed out... what do I do???
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msmonsy Posted Jul 28, 1999
fenchurch watch that aim up there!!!!
1) next time make sure that fish is thawed
2) don't throw it blindly when you panick it tends to stop suddenly on the person standing behind you
3) get her a cool rag
4) once she wakes back up stand back REAL far for she is sure to attack you
5) get on your knees and beg her forgiveness
6) tell her if she joins h2g2 you will eat ALL your veggies from now on
7) grovel some more
8) kiss her feet for affect
9) look up at her with big sad puppy dog eyes
10) give her the fish to return the favor with on YOUR head
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Jul 28, 1999
Monshari!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry so sorry *gets down to kiss her feet* smooch smooch smooch Oh no Oh no Are you okay let me get you some ice or here, put this fish on your head oh dear me I can't believe that.... It was fairly strange's fault!!! He was the one who had me swing this fish in the first place!!!!!
But I *do* eat all my veggies, they're delicious, and healthy too... I think what she's really looking for is rent, and I'm NOT giving her that!
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msmonsy Posted Jul 28, 1999
Fairly Strange said and i quote..."I DID NOT MEAN A FROZEN FISH!!!!","SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SOFT AND SUBTLE WOULD OF WORKED JUST FINE!!!","SHE CAN'T GET ONTO H2G2 IF SHE IS UNCONCIOUS!!!"
as for me i am fine thank-you just be more careful from now on
I can't believe she would want you to do something as horrible as PAY RENT!!!! the nerve of some people LOL!!!!
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Jul 29, 1999
*sniff sniff* Well...you didn't have to yell at me. I didn't know it was frozen until I had hit both of them in the head, I was on a blind mission for h2g2. *sigh* I can't do anything right, can I?
And yes. I know. She's a horrible, horrible person... at least I can get out of this month's as long as she doesn't develop a welt on that forhead...
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FairlyStrange Posted Jul 29, 1999
First off, No one can blame you for your zeal to insure all those you truly love are included in this, the greatest experience of all time!
Secondly........if she's unconcious, she can't charge rent.......so you might want to keep the frozen fish handy, after all!
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wise and inteligent tamara Posted Aug 2, 1999
goodness what is wrong with u people . man. yes fairly strange i did know i postedit three times thanxs for telling me agian.well anyways so what u are trying to tell fenchurch is to keep hiting her mom on the head with a fish wel after she comes to she could ask for more rent and she could have to go the doctor or the hospital. well then u have to pay more than u would have but anyways how ld are u fenchurch anyways. well ok bye for now love you all lots love always tamara
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msmonsy Posted Aug 2, 1999
*scratches head and looks around* wise and intelligent one......it is not nice to ask a woman her age.....let us just say she is old enough
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Merkin Posted Aug 2, 1999
Fenchurch, any chance I can have a revolutionary fish for the MUCUS page?
Merkin (18 forever)
Plant bombs ... everywhere.
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Merkin Posted Aug 2, 1999
Cool. Now, do I finish my business case, or do I get to grips with the code for drop down boxes. Decisions, decisions...
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