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Post 41

msmonsy

i think that might of made sense somewhere i am just not sure that that made sense here smiley - winkeye.....
as for being mean,,,,,,i allow you to breathe now don't i??? smiley - winkeye


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Post 42

wise and inteligent tamara

hey i breath on my own thank you . well anyways .i dont need your help to breath. well ok. i need u to stop and make some more things to crack on me with ok heere here is your min.(humhuhmhuhmhuhmhhumhuhmhuhmhum)ok mins upp anyways bye for now smiley - winkeye


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Post 43

msmonsy

correct me if i am wrong but i think you were a bit out of tune up there smiley - winkeye


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Post 44

FairlyStrange

I DID NOT SAY YOU COULD HIT YOUR MOM WITH A FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!I was talking to Fenchurch! I know I should have been clearer on that point.......but!!smiley - smiley (Oh, and WAIT.........Wise And Intelligent Tamara..........WAIT.........Interesting accronymn!........You DO realise you posted the same entry THREE TIMES up there, don't you?)
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'Nuff Said!smiley - smiley


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Post 45

msmonsy

you know you are right fairly strange i just noticed that LOL!!!! smiley - winkeye
tamara...... i think you are starting to loose it smiley - smiley


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Post 46

Fenchurch M. Mercury

Uh, guys... the fish was frozen... my mom's passed out... what do I do???


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Post 47

msmonsy

smiley - groan....ermmmmmmm?????....what hit me??............


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Post 48

msmonsy

fenchurch watch that aim up there!!!!
1) next time make sure that fish is thawed
2) don't throw it blindly when you panick it tends to stop suddenly on the person standing behind you
3) get her a cool rag
4) once she wakes back up stand back REAL far for she is sure to attack you
5) get on your knees and beg her forgiveness
6) tell her if she joins h2g2 you will eat ALL your veggies from now on
7) grovel some more
8) kiss her feet for affect
9) look up at her with big sad puppy dog eyes
10) give her the fish to return the favor with on YOUR headsmiley - smiley


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Post 49

Fenchurch M. Mercury

Monshari!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry so sorry *gets down to kiss her feet* smooch smooch smooch Oh no Oh no Are you okay let me get you some ice or here, put this fish on your head oh dear me I can't believe that.... It was fairly strange's fault!!! He was the one who had me swing this fish in the first place!!!!!

But I *do* eat all my veggies, they're delicious, and healthy too... I think what she's really looking for is rent, and I'm NOT giving her that! smiley - smiley


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Post 50

msmonsy

Fairly Strange said and i quote..."I DID NOT MEAN A FROZEN FISH!!!!","SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SOFT AND SUBTLE WOULD OF WORKED JUST FINE!!!","SHE CAN'T GET ONTO H2G2 IF SHE IS UNCONCIOUS!!!" smiley - smiley
as for me i am fine thank-you smiley - smiley just be more careful from now on smiley - winkeye
I can't believe she would want you to do something as horrible as PAY RENT!!!! the nerve of some people LOL!!!! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 51

Fenchurch M. Mercury

*sniff sniff* Well...you didn't have to yell at me. I didn't know it was frozen until I had hit both of them in the head, I was on a blind mission for h2g2. *sigh* I can't do anything right, can I?

And yes. I know. She's a horrible, horrible person... at least I can get out of this month's as long as she doesn't develop a welt on that forhead...


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Post 52

FairlyStrange

First off, No one can blame you for your zeal to insure all those you truly love are included in this, the greatest experience of all time!smiley - winkeye

Secondly........if she's unconcious, she can't charge rent.......so you might want to keep the frozen fish handy, after all!smiley - bigeyes


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Post 53

Fenchurch M. Mercury

That's right!

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That's right, too!

smiley - smiley


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Post 54

wise and inteligent tamara

goodness what is wrong with u people . man. yes fairly strange i did know i postedit three times thanxs for telling me agian.well anyways so what u are trying to tell fenchurch is to keep hiting her mom on the head with a fish wel after she comes to she could ask for more rent and she could have to go the doctor or the hospital. well then u have to pay more than u would have but anyways how ld are u fenchurch anyways. well ok bye for now love you all lots love always tamara smiley - winkeye


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Post 55

msmonsy

*scratches head and looks around* wise and intelligent one......it is not nice to ask a woman her age.....let us just say she is old enough smiley - smiley


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Post 56

Fenchurch M. Mercury

Oh, I'm not a woman until I move out. Or pay rent. And I'm still not giving in. smiley - winkeye I'm 18.


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Post 57

Merkin

Fenchurch, any chance I can have a revolutionary fish for the MUCUS page?

Merkin (18 forever)

Plant bombs ... everywhere.


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Post 58

Fenchurch M. Mercury

Of course...I usually ask how people want it to look but I've got the perfect idea for your fish smiley - winkeye


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Post 59

Merkin

Cool. Now, do I finish my business case, or do I get to grips with the code for drop down boxes. Decisions, decisions...


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Post 60

msmonsy

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! smiley - winkeye


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