h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey can i please have a fish. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=^) well i jsut found out hat you where giving people fish my mom monshari said that you where and she got on im asking you to please give me a fish well ok goodbye.

Okay! what color do you want it to be? I promise it'll be a very pretty fish...

i want a blue fish

Okay, it'll be swimming with the other fish in a minute.. (to see it, click here : http://www.h2g2.com/P11295 )

hey it didnt work . im so sorry. well anyways. cna you pleasde try to send me one agian it said it was the wrong name or something like that. ok bye

Fennie, I am so disapoint in you , you have lead that poor child astray. Check your link (please, I want a blue fish, too)

ehy poor im not poor and little wait ill check no shure not little child maybe but little no. anyways. do u like the color blue to. i do its my fav. color. well gots to go. bye

I'm so sorry, I didn't type out the whole number. And hey you, other researcher, stay outta this!

It's really truly here: http://www.h2g2.com/P111295 .

mom to the rescue.......i will add her fish for her because even with the correct link she will probably never figure it out due to the fact that i may of let her out from under the stairs but her brain is still sound asleep on the pillow in the corner .
monshari

Hehe okay . How old is she?

Please, please excuse me for interrupting your beautiful conversation but Fenny you haven't replied to my request yet. Sorry for butting in.

Et.

hey im 14 adnm hey mom i dont live under the stairs.well the brain just wasnt all there anyways. hey thanxs for the fish and mom thanxs for puting it on the site.i guess that ill tak to you all later and other reseacher be nicer and she will or might give you on take time.

I am being nice!!!!! Look at mine & Fenny's conversation and see I always say please!!!!
I'm Eccentrica's little sista, by the way.

luv,
Et.

ok

Either the Wise and Intelligent Tamara has been on my site, or I've got one devil of a split personality!!!!!!(Last time I checked, I wasn't 14!)

physically she is 14 but mentally now that is a fish of a different color!!!!!!
monshari

No offense intended, Wise One. I was simply jumping to your defense. And besdies, anyone who doesn't have a blue fish is poor indeed, like me, for example, I don't have a blue fish either. (Poor me);-(

Go right on and jump to her defense....she needs all the help she can get
by the way W&IT(short for that string of letters up there) I DO NOT LIVE UNDER THE STAIRS WITH YOU!!!! you and your sister live there on your own to help me retain my sanity
monshari

My dear Fennie,

I am truly apologetic about chastizing you on behalf of the Wise Tamara, what can I say, I am simply a number in the cog of life.

I am glad you fixed your link, I am now in awe of your wonderous skills *humblly said*.

May this unworthy number beg for a special fishey of my own? I would like a Hula Fishey, please if possible *humilty and deference to great skills being shown*

Thank you,

The number 50128

VERY GOOD!!! , i must say you have groveling down to a fine art
Fenchurch.....I think she should be given a fish, she after all seems to be truly sorry for her words earlier
monshari