h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*YAWN*

Did I miss anything? Guys? Hey, anybody still here?
*Looks around in a bewildered style, blurry eyes slowly communicationg with brain*
Ooh, what's this? a message on the windscreen. "Have buggered off to one hell of a barbie. Grab a tinny and come along and join us. ps do you think you can bring the car with you, it needs to go back to the hire shop. pps could you also mend the two punctured tyres and the sugar coated engine. Much obliged, Garibaldi."

No worries mate. Just call me Mr Fixit.

Ow, that hurt. Ow, ow, okaaayyyy! God, I'm awake now. Awww, it was all a dream!

"Puts cigarette lighter back into it's slot in the dashboard"

Jim....Jim....WAKE UP!...Looks like they've stranded us here!

Could you hand me the jack, and the lugwrench?.....It's either that or walk...and I'm not into "exercise"!

NM

*rolls out from under the seat*

uhhhh....whassat? What's happening!? Where is everyone?!

Strange, one minute I was at the BBQ, and next minute I am back in the car. Well considering the BBQ is at the house the car is parked next to, so lets all go there

*Laughs*....but it was fun watching them all panic wasn't it Garibaldi
shazz

huh...?

we've stopped...?!

*sniffs*
what's that I smell? Could it be......MEAT?
*sniffs again*
No, my mistake, It's melting plastic.
mmmmmmm......tasty!!

IT WASN'T ME....IT WASN'T ME!!! I had NOTHING to do with 'melting plastic"!

"Throws down tire tool...walks across yard, through gate....."

Man...this place sure could use a couple of pick-up trucks and a shotgun!!!

NM

MOOOOOONNNNNNSSSSSYYYYYYY!!!.......stop him quick.....he's playing with fire again!!!
shazz

oooooooooh......can we toast marshies?!

only if you have the choccie digestives to put them on
shazz

NM!!! what have i told you about playing with fire??????!!!!
you could hurt someone with that!!!!!! and what do the rest of you mean by incouraging him???!! have you not learned by now the consiquences of such things??????
monsy

*wicked laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~~~~~HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
shazz

oooooooh.....

*singing to the tune of anamaniacs*
"It's time for py-ro-man-iacs..."!

Go for it Cafram
shazz

you two do know that you are only encouraging him and when he does what he does sooooo well you will only have yourselfs to blame so don't come running looking for me to put the fire out
monsy

heh heh heh....

What's that awful smell? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my hairs alight. Quick, someone put it out!!! AAAAAAAAGGHGGHHGHHHH! Ooo, ooo, the pain.

Oh nooooo!! i'm so sorry Monsy! You were correct as usual
shazz

HEY!!! I didn't DO anything!!!! Yes....I was using this blowtorch to help loosen the lugnuts.....but I shut it off bef-o-r-e-I-.......


Errr...ummmmmm.......Anybody got a fire extinguisher? Hey, Garibaldi.....who's idea was it to put the gastank there!?!?

Is the grill started yet?.....Well, hang on a second......the flames are headed that way! At least you can save the cost of the starter fluid!!!!!!


Now....hand me that fire extinguisher...quick!!!!!

NM

What fire extinguisher? *munch munch munch* Oh.....THIS fire extinguisher? *chomp chew swallow* I didn't think we'd be needing it, so I.....*burp*.....ate it!

Sorry!