h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahhhh....but I think that you will find the contract is now null and void!! We are no longer in a plane....we are on *Wowbaggers Wonderful Balloon Flights...safety an optional extra*

But, you honestly can't tell me that you won't remember that plane trip for the rest of your life. I know a good shrink if you want one, though I am sure you will never forget visiting him either.

Visit to the shrink gratefully accepted (!)I certainly will need a lot of counselling to recover from all the excitement Thanx for the loan of your excellent workman at the Temple BTW......or will I need extra help to get over that too??

*POUF!*

*winged creature appears high above...spirals down... closer... larger... can it be???*

YES!

*It's the bludragon herself!*

*PANT PANT PUFF PUFF* *FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP*

Wow what a cool balloon! Glad you mostly made it outta there. There is someone down in the water that looks like RSBohn. They seem to be amusing themselves with some bath bubbles and a rubber ducky, but I think they will be OK -- they also have a towel. Halloo down there, need a ride?

dunno know what happened. was selecting my seventh or eighth meal in the cafeteria, [I mean the first class cattle section] and all of a sudden there was this tremendous flash and I was thrown out into a really strange world. Could only see bits and pieces of everything back here. Tried very hard to get back, and dunno how long this will last, but I think I am experiencing browser crash along with the airplane crash. I will fly along side as long as I can, but may be sucked back into that alternate universe at any time.

Does anyone have a cough drop? I think the sea air has given me a sore throat.

Sure Here you are......catch Good to see you got out ok...might be kind to see if RSBonn needs a wing out of there though....I worried about just exactly what he is up to with that rubber duck!

Hmm, I don't like the look of those pointy things swimming around him. You better hurry bluDragon

I must say it's fun to float around like this. Only problem is that I have no ability to direct myself. How is everyone down there? Is it just me or have we lost a plane but gained a dragon? Cool! Uh... bluDragon? RSbohn looks like he's doing okay... He's eating his third shark now.

Well chaps (and maam) let's say we float off into the sunset! Garabaldi, as scenario maestro supreme, would you like to start another adventure?
Shall we continue this one?
Or we can fly to that nearby floating film studio over to the west and make a film? I've always wanted to make a movie!

Come one come all!

I am sure someone else could start another one. I am a bit drained from this. Maybe someone starts up a cruise ship or something. Though this is getting a bit big to load, so lets all float off into the sunset until we find a new thread. Anyway, Garibaldi's Fun & Entertainment is broke, damn accountant :-\

Ok. I hope no one minds, but I've always wanted to start one of these. Come and be the cast of the new film by Wowbagger Productions inc...

"Crimes Of the Spleen - a love story"

Coming to a cinema near you!

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=12850&thread=15844

More aeroplane stories.

I hate french air control - it was their fault I got stranded at Johannesburg airport at christmas a few years ago.