h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well,seeing as how only Fenchurch & I have a parachute(A Garibaldi special..1/2 each) I think that all those aboard would really appreciate it if you took over the controls

Sitting in a cockpit, waiting for Garabaldi to arrive, as the plane descends into the very depths of the Pacific Ocean.

What to do... what to do... what to do... what to do...

Hey, has anyone seen this button before? The one that says "In case of emergency, push me?"

I wouldn't touch that if I was you!!..but then I'm not you am I LOL

Curiouser and curiouser... a small cake has turned up near it with "EAT ME" written on it. I must be in some kind of Freudian Lewis Carroll induced hallucination caused by a combination of stress and that chicken I ate in the inflight meal!

Does anyone (apart from Shazz) have any problems with me pushing this button?

Ermmm....answer him somebody.....quick!!

Push it! Push it REAL good!

aarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!! AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I should never use Evil Walt Disney's Tax Agent. I knew it was too good to be true

*cries*

Hang on, why are we going up? I thought we were going to crash.

What a brainwave captain!!!! Bringing that butane gas onboard.....and skinning all those cows and sewing them into that canvas...I knew you had it in you to save the day This hot-air -ballon flying is really something!!

And Fenchurch showed real genius providing such a large wicker basket with her cough drops! Pity there isn't quite room for all of us though!!

That's not a balloon you fools!!! The large methane filled thing you see above you is... erm.... ah... me. I ate that stupid cake I found in the cockpit labelled "EAT ME" and this is the end result!

Well, seeing as I'm now floating above the plane you'd better tie that whicker basket to me. I'm not sure how many people I'll hold though but I'll do my best.

Well I only weigh 108 pounds so my being on there wouldn't be too detrimental. Besides, it's my basket. But hey- who dumped out all of the coughdrops? *Fenchurch scrambles to save the coughdrops littered around the floor, then quickly jumps into the basket*

Nice day for a swim, eh?

*bails out...splash*

Fenchurch, the little bottomed girl who makes the rockin world go 'round, glad to have you aboard. I seem to be holding out well even with this stupid seagull on my head. I can take a few more, but no cows I think.

Thanx*jumps in basket next to Fenchurch and hands her a collection of coughdrops retrieved from the floor* Shame about the bull though..I think it's most upset.Did anyone see what happened to the Dragon?

Is there room for me? I have some salted peanuts, and I can give you all free tickets to Garibaldi's Theme Park.

Hmm, I guess I should go down with the plane, but as soon as I find out who is behind Evil Walt Disney's Tax Agent, he (or she) will be in for it.

Hop in quick Garibaldi's Theme Park sounds fun!Is that the one with
*Garibaldi's Custom Icecream Palour* situated right next to *Garibaldi's Ride of A Lifetime(Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted)*
the one with the really neat sick bags hanging off every seat??

Er yeah, that's it.

Thanks for letting me on.

Hmmmmmmm!! Well we will all hold you to your promise of free tickets then

Hey, The Great Garibaldi keeps to his word. Just look at the contract you sign when you decided to fly with us. It stated that 'You will have plane trip that you will never forget'. So I am sure I will be able to get some free tickets for you.