h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, we are not related to Garibaldi's Entertainment and Fun, whos motto is 'Where we know how much fun you're going to get', where as GF&E's is 'Where we know what fun you're going to have'. I think they tried to steal our motto, must sue them some time.

About the nuts. Someone sucked all the salt off them. I think it might have been the cows as they couldn't find their salt lick.

Has anyone seen my towel? It's electric salmon colored with brown peanut butter patches on it.

*hands Fenchurch some electric salmon colored with brown peanut butter patches them towels* Can you make sure the catt.. er first class passengers get one of these. If anyone ask where to get on from, say $100 from Garibaldi's Towels Are Us, 'Where we know how wet behind the ears you are'

Hey! You were lying! These aren't unsalted peanuts, but unpeanutted salts! Pathoey!

Grr...

So that's what 'Discomfitted' means. I see. Wait, what's that music? Oh, it's just Fenchurch's page loading in the background. Never mind.

Say, I got to go to bed now. Night all!
RSBohn/U37566 (yawn)

Goodnight honey, here, have a pillow from Garibaldi's Bed and Bath - "Where they...err...." oh damn I'm gonna lose my job aren't I?

Quick Ms Fenchurch, offer our passendger a pillow. The one's from... Oh yeah I haven't gotten into that industry yet, just give him a rolled up towel to use, but make sure you get $10 for the use of it.

Hey, the Great Garibaldi does not lie, and doesn't put his name to some shonky products/deals, just make sure you get $5 a packet from the passengers

I thought there was something wrong with the pillow I offered... here, sir. It's soft and fluffy and slightly warmed - mm-hmm *brilliant stewardess smile* goodnight now...

Oh there is nothing wrong with Garibaldi products. Though I was thinking about the Bed and Bath, what do you think of the motto, 'Where we know you to fluff your pillows'?

Oh, time to make sure the captian (that's me) is ready for take off soon.

Can you warn people about the seat belts thing. We ran out of money, so you know, make up an excuse, and don't answer questions. You'll be fine.

Where's my seat, then? Oh, and could you drop me off at Totley-in-the-wold? I'm expecting my lawyer.

*puff, puff, pant, pant*

Hold the door! Hold the plane! and mostly hold the cattle! Yummy...my own cafeteria style food service.

Here, I have these sparklies I brought from alt.fan.dragons, dunno if they are worth anythng outside of the Alafandra but it's all I have. I like the blue ones, myself, but others seem to prefer the gold ones and those things that look like little bits of cut glass but are really hard. I only have a couple with me, since I am without luggage. But see me later on that [cattle are so versatile....]

I'll just sit up front, right behind the cafeteria...I mean the first class cattle section.

s'cuse me... pardon me... oops, sorry about that wing, gotta keep them folded really tight in here don't I ? s'cuse me...s'cuse me...

Looks around at the other cows. Not much scintillating conversation here.

Takes off cow outfit and sneeks into passanger section. Sits next to Fenchurch, realises something, goes to the conveniently located showers (they think of everything these days ), showers, ridding self of bovine odours, and comes back to seat beside Miss Mercury.

Isn't this fun? I haven't been on a plane in ages! Is there an in flight movie?

aarrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!! am i too late? hey! hold that plane!!!!! i must get aboard!sorry i'm so terribly late. i was just trying to be fashionable, you know.

Welcome all who have just boarded Garibaldi's Airlines. Now, if you'd just sit down and hold on to the armrests very tightly as we take off... you see, one of Garibaldi's Airlines' benefits is no fuss over seatbelts- that's right! You will not be tied down! We here at GA's believe you should be free, like the cattle.

Now, for the on-flight movie....err... ^psst! Garibaldi! What are we gonna do about the on-flight movie...^

*dissappears to a bit of a shouty/whispery conversation in the cattle sction*

Yes,Fenchurch..I did bring a copy of*Swiss Family Robinson*...and I think that I can also rustle up *castaway*...is that the sort of thing you had in mind.The cows are generating a lot of milk back here...I think I should have brought more pails!!

This is your captain here. We are just about to taxi to the runway. However there seems to be too much weight, so we are going to drop your luggage, as you're not goign to need it where you are going.

Cabin Crew, please go through the safety proceedure with our passengers.

I hope you enjoy your trip as much as I will afterwards. And thanks for flying Garibaldi's Arilines.

Shall I ditch some of this milk then?50 gallons is a bit excessive for your coffee captain!!

No, keep the milk. I have not slept for the last 5 days, and I need heaps of coffee. Thanks for the offer though. Oh, white and 2 thanks, you're so kind.

Strong? or decaff??