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Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) Posted Mar 23, 2000
"I didn't get the bit about the cod or the biscuit tin," said Aerol. "Other than that, hey, it's pretty good."
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PanHandle Posted Mar 23, 2000
What animal do you want to be when it's cold?
A little otter.........
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 23, 2000
Want cheering up... then try here... it's just what the doctor ordered... ~grin~... and a few more jokes added... would not hurt in the least...
http://www.h2g2.com/A277841
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Cupid Stunt Posted Mar 23, 2000
The Bandit hit the Yoyo with a Club, tied it up in a Blue Riband and got away in a Taxi.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Mar 24, 2000
Homer?
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went into a bar. The barman said "Is this some sort of joke?"
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Mar 24, 2000
To blokes walk into a bar.
Stupid really, you'd have thought the second one would have gone round...
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Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) Posted Mar 25, 2000
"A bowl of cereal walks into a bar," said Aerol. "The barman says, 'You're breakfast. We don't serve breakfast here.'"
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Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) Posted Mar 25, 2000
"Who's there?" asked Aerol, noticing that half the rest of the people there also said it simultaneously to him.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Mar 25, 2000
Ronnie Barker.
*Collapses in a fit of laughter*
Well, It would be funny if Ronnie Barker Came to your door!
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Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) Posted Mar 26, 2000
"Pardon me for being from an obscure alternate universe," said Aerol, "but who's Ronnie Barker?"
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Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) Posted Mar 26, 2000
"Who's there?" asked Aerol, noticing that no one else said it.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Mar 27, 2000
Yes, come on, you've had the feed line, 19 hours is a long time to wait for a joke. I think I just strained something important in anticipation.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Mar 27, 2000
Yuri Gagairn!
*Falls about laughing*
Well it would be funny if Yuri Gagarin came to your door!
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Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) Posted Mar 27, 2000
"I am of the opinion that we not ask Cupid Stunt," said Aerol, "for knock-knock jokes if he's only going to do that sort of thing."
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Mar 29, 2000
Yes, I'm definitely beginning to notice a pattern emerging...
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- 41: Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) (Mar 23, 2000)
- 42: PanHandle (Mar 23, 2000)
- 43: GreeboTCat (Mar 23, 2000)
- 44: Cupid Stunt (Mar 23, 2000)
- 45: GreeboTCat (Mar 24, 2000)
- 46: Cupid Stunt (Mar 24, 2000)
- 47: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Mar 24, 2000)
- 48: Cupid Stunt (Mar 24, 2000)
- 49: Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) (Mar 25, 2000)
- 50: Cupid Stunt (Mar 25, 2000)
- 51: Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) (Mar 25, 2000)
- 52: Cupid Stunt (Mar 25, 2000)
- 53: Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) (Mar 26, 2000)
- 54: Cupid Stunt (Mar 26, 2000)
- 55: Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) (Mar 26, 2000)
- 56: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Mar 27, 2000)
- 57: Cupid Stunt (Mar 27, 2000)
- 58: Aerol Nex (currently, more or less, a glowing blue ghost) (Mar 27, 2000)
- 59: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Mar 29, 2000)
- 60: Cupid Stunt (Mar 29, 2000)
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