h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or rather a box of Donuts, by Greebo T. Cat, supplied by Joanna's donut stall on the H2G2 Waterworks and beach
Where would you like them put?

Hey Joanna, nice to meet you and thanks for bringing the doughnuts round. I suspect there'll be quite a lot if I know that Greebo. Eat until you can't stand up and then have a few more is HER motto. I'm not around much this week, so could you put them somewhere they won't go soft, please? Not that there's much chance of that with SOME people that come here...

<!--- Puts donuts in sealed refridgerated container to keep them fresh ---!>
... In the event that all of these get eaten, I'll bring round some more

*pokes nose up just a bit to break the seal (not the royal Seal, of course, the one on the refridgerated container) just enough to get some air*

Now who could he have meant by that?

*nibble*

AHA!

Caught red-handed! Or is it red-whiskered? Must have been the jam, in any case.

And I thought it was just Greebo t. Cat who had the doughnut addiction...

....all my donuts are addictive... 'cause they're so nice... even if I do say so myself

I'm not addicted to doughnuts! I'm addicted to monsy-fishies!

No, really! *nibble* Honest! *munch* I'm not! *scarf*

'Nonnie
(Okay okay, I do doughnuts, too.. But it's Greebs who holds the crown for those! )