h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the urge there is way too strong. But it would feel really good, as I can account for on my previous scream attacks.

I tried it but no one listens they just uncomfortably try to stare out the window. sometimes they try to escape but you're in the aisle seat and you can kind of trap them in with your knees and scream louder until they tell you to get off the bus so what can you do? you just get off the bus.

You are so correct, you just get off the bus. But you have to get on the bus again, and if you do, whether or not you scream again there will still be someone who recognizes you and says quietly to their friend"hey, Millie, see that guy over there, yeh, him the scruffy one....Well anyways last time I was on the bus he was screaming at an old woman, yeh, they made him get off the bus.,,,what did he do? I don't know, he just got off the bus I guess, but isn't that weird?" Then they both stare you down quizzically and hold you at armslength as if you were an armadillo that jumped out of their knapsack just to say "Hello"...

that's exactly the right time to start staring at them with the bulgingest eyes you can muster and make little strangling noises until they look away uncomfortably at which point you cackle maniacally and poor beer on their shoes.

that has a nice evil ring to it. I think if I were the victim of that hainnous(how do you spell that??) crime I would take off my shoe and beat someone unconscious with it until all of the beer dried off. But I would definitely transfer the maniacal cackle. What if you end up in a maniac war. if there is another person similar to your insanity on the bus they may be thinking of doing the same exact things....are you with them or are you against them?

it doesn't matter either way. you can join forces in nasty ways or start a maniac war with one another which is bound to have so many innocent civilian casualties and make other passengers so uncomfortable that the effect would be the same. you don't want too many loonies on the bus though, as you start running out of victims.
it would be funny if there was only one sane person on the bus though and say 30 or 40 crazy people.

....the twilight zone.....do do do do do do do do.

you are about to enter a dimension, a dimension of sight a dimension of sound ... a dimension of buses...

You know, this isn't very interesting but i love to mention that I was born in the same town as Rod Serling the twilight zone guy... (not to be confused with Rod Stewart) in New York....Binghampton...and ah, to make this go with the whole bus thing, I'll also mention that I ride the bus everyday and once in a while I am on the bus I think about Rod, and there are many psychos present.

you have now crossed over into: the bus irrelevancy psycho zone...

consider a relatively abnormal american girl. everyday she travels on this bus to wherever it goes and every day she comes home, every day, that is, except today...

See here, now thats a scary omen you are giving me i still have to take the bus with all the crazies and normies to go home after i leave here!! I hope i don't have the bus ride from hell again.......yai do do do do do do do do!! (there's your music!)

she sat next to the most normal looking person she could find. little did she know that he was actually the most psycho of them all...

Very likely. Well i didn't get molested cuz here i am again. I don't mix well with normal people anyhow.

in NZ normal means national organisation for the reform of marijuana legislation, so I mix really well with norml people. I'm sure you would get along with our normal people as well, since they're mostly dreadlocked dope-growers and philosophy dropouts heehee

hmmm....it seems the cultural boundaries of normal have been breeched.... The normals here aren't to be taken to seriously only pacified. And I? sedated. Yes I'm sure the norml people i'd get on with just fine. philosophy dropouts, hey? I'm almost one already!! drop outs. I think i'm getting out of school early, not dropping out but settling for a lesser degree. I can't do THIS anymore.

what is THIS? it sounds painful. you should just do this. settle for a lesser this. a this that is not insistent in it's capitalised urgency. a this that knows when to leave you alone with your marijibblana and your "splendor solis" by the tea party playing on the stereo and a big fat comfortable couch...

This actually isn't this anymore, that was last week and I seem to have gotten over THAT already. You know what I actually do have is a that that makes me feel much better because atleast THIS passed. Then i can sit on the nice big fat smushy couch, smoke my buds, veg to Floyd, blurt out obscene comments to keep my associates busy as I habitually but somehow peacefully pick apart everything that has this. hey hey

isn't the weather nice this time of year?

how the f**k would you know? you're on the wrong side of the world? but it is. we get really cold bright sunny days and cool wispy sunsetty cloud happenings.

Freezing nights and hailstorms... (you are in Britain, aren't you Ac-1D? I know Imaldris isn't. Well, I'm assuming you are until you curse at me otherwise. I'm in SE Britain and we've just had a hailstorm - abnormally freak weather conditions...) Oh, yeah, please feel free to tell me to piss off as everyone else does and I probably will...

How the hellyfunk did that go backwards, i seem to have gotten lost in your pia matter, perhaps i will piss off now myself....... Or is it not backwards? oh hell...