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Post 1

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

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I found the official website, with character list. All the possibles I can remember are on there now, but you can add (what was Faramir?)
We forgot Archie, Bob Fleming, Swiss Toni, Unlucky Alf and Dave Angel!
Oh, and stop saying 'y'all.' You ain't no Yat. (yummm, troughing my delectable eggfriedricenuhmaninavan (to give it its full name.) Scrummy!)


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Post 2

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Gimli - I'll get me coat.
Smeagol should be Bob Fleming.
Faramir was thay guy who can't make up his mind.


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Post 3

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

OK, but Evenbetterthanthat is friendly rather than Gollumish.


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Post 4

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Transpose Smeagol and Gollum. I hadn't thought of splitting the two.


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Post 5

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

...so Evenbetter than that is Gollum? hmmm...

Shelob: "Have you brought me fresh meat?"
G: Even better than that! I got a burlap sack... the Phial of Galadriel... and thousands upon thousands of flags!

Loved that Bush picture.


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Post 6

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Nonono:

Smeagol=Even Better than that
Gollum=Bob Fleming

Thinking of the parcel...


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Post 7

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

That's the one, then.

Okkkk... 'Gollum' and 'parcel' in same post? Watch that.

Funnily enough, I am thinking of you doing your unfolding deity thing.
Aaooooboboboboboh.


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Post 8

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

*snap*


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Post 9

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

Y'stupid boi...
that's *rubbish*.


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Post 10

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

You insult my honour!

Queensbury rules?


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Post 11

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

Tosser.
Get a load of this harness...


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Post 12

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

(Overturned lorry on the M1 today. Two lanes closed. Tailbacks from Junc 14 to Junc 17. Aaargh.)

Nice. Is it from Topshop?


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Post 13

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

OK, for a minute there I thought *you* overturned.

I have found someone who argues worse than Justin. smiley - yuk

Well.... a different TopShop.


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Post 14

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

The *other* TopShop. Like the *other* Subcircus.


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Post 15

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

Why are your posts always so brief? I want action!

which are you shopping at today?


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Post 16

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

I'm supposed to working, you know.

Today I think I'd shop at Subcircus.


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Post 17

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

Well, isn't it lucky I've been to TopShop. I bought some sheets, besides the harness.

("I bought these lovely little bootees for you... and this /beautiful/ breast pump.")


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Post 18

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

What's that from?

Is the pump Swedish-made?


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Post 19

Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress'

it's from 2 Pints. I imagine it was from Mothercare or som't.


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Post 20

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

*fft fft*


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