My dear friends,
Ahoy!
What took you so long? Well, where have you been then? Nevermind. Just don't let it happen again. Oh and I love what you've done with your hair.
Haven't you heard? No? Well then I'll tell you.
An elderly priest in Germany was recently murdered by a young girl. Well, she didn't actually murder him, she just beat him up really badly. Okay not really badly, well, she gave him a good kick in the shins. Okay, so it wasn't a priest, it was actually a bowl of yoghurt. And she didn't kick it. She ate it. And the girl was me.
So what I'm trying to tell you is that I recently ate a bowl of yoghurt.
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